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Spring Semester Accurately Described By Dwight Schrute

"In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching."

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Spring Semester Accurately Described By Dwight Schrute
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It's that time of year again. The last stretch of the spring semester. Everyone's favorite part of the year (lol, not). Midterms, regular exams, homework piling up, studying for finals. It kinda all comes crashing down on you. But you gotta remember you're almost there! Until then, just keep holding on like the one and only Dwight Schrute held on to Angela until the end.

Coming back after Spring Break:

That week long break was well needed. But coming back from doing nothing educational can be pretty hard.

When your professor asks about the homework over break:

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Trying to memorize everything for that first post-spring break test:

Is it just me or does this all sound like a foreign language now?

When all of your tests end up in the same week:

Do professors just have one giant meeting across the university and decide all of the tests have to be the same week?

Considering dropping out and becoming an internet celebrity:

Honestly, not putting effort into work sounds great right now.

When you sit down to study, but you keep finding cool things in your room:

It's hard, man.

Finding out some of your tests are comprehensive:

Why? Why do you hate me?

But then your other tests aren't comprehensive:

You the real MVP, professor.

When dead week rolls around, and you're stuck in a library chair all day:

Can it please just be over already?

Eventually, you get to the point where your brain just can't process anything anymore, so you go crazy:

No more...I beg you.

Seriously...Send help:

I just can't go on anymore...But the end is near.

Walking out of that last final with all the confidence in the world:

It's. Finally. Over.

And finally getting to go home for the summer. Bless:

But then you have to do it all over again in a few months...Let's not think about that though.

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