"How drunk were you last night?"
"Well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?"
"Those aren't your pants."
I looked down and realized that Mike was right, I hadn't been wearing cargo pants when we had left to hit the town last night, not to mention I also wasn't wearing shoes only my previously white socks which were now caked in dirt.
"Wow, it must've been really wild and I can't remember any of it." I looked over at Josh on my other side leaning against the counter in our shared apartment.
"Yeah man! That's how you do Friday night right!" Josh leaned over and high fived Mike, both of them whooping.
"No, no that's how you lose your shoes and your pants all in one night and make bad decisions." I said putting my head in my hand, "and stop making all that noise, my head is pounding." I got up and left the kitchen making my way down the darkened hall towards my room, I pushed the slightly ajar door open further and saw the disaster of where I slept 24/7 365. I really needed to do some cleaning, or better yet pay some desperate frat boy five bucks to clean it for me, I grinned to myself.
Walking over to my bed I pulled off the borrowed pants and took off the now ruined socks and face planted on my bed. A couple hours of sleep and I'd be ready to start the day.
"Yo, get up man!" A loud voice yelled over my shoulder leaning close to my ear. "Everything is gone!"
I rolled over onto my back and groaned. "What are you yapping about? I'm just trying to get some shut eye." I pulled the pillow over my head and tried to ignore Josh as he continued talking in an urgent voice.
"Yeah man I know, but now isn't a time to sleep, they took everything we've been robbed!" That caught my attention. Robbed? Nah, impossible. I was here all day and I didn't hear anything.
I said as much to Josh but he insisted what he was saying was true and told me to get my lazy butt up to come look. I trudged to the living room and to my surprise and immediate confusion everything was in it's rightful place. I turned and looked at Josh with a raised eyebrow.
"He's here!" Josh whisper yelled and just then everyone popped out from behind our furniture to start singing happy birthday!
After the song was done a big cake was brought out with twenty-seven candles which I blew out and cake was passed around the room. As everyone mingled with cake and other snacks that appeared out of nowhere I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I turned to find a five foot two petite girl to my six foot six tall lanky build holding my pants and shoes from last night.
"I believe these belong to you," she said holding them out.
"Yeah thanks where were they?" I asked taking them from her genuinely curious.
"When you were next in line at the concession stand you asked for a large popcorn and then you got on the counter and started taking off your clothes. You only managed to take off your shoes and pants before you decided it was a good idea to pour the popcorn over your head. Security came and got you down but a kid had run off with your shoes and pants, so we had to take one from the lost and found to put on you. When I was called since I'm the manager, you told me that it was your birthday today and asked me to come over and give you a special birthday treat."
I felt embarrassed that I had done all this and I couldn't even remember, especially her name. "Sorry for all the trouble I caused," I said rubbing the back of my neck. "I feel bad having to ask but what is your name again?"
"Hell's Angel, and you're under arrest for being the sexiest birthday boy," said the petite cutie pulling out furry hand cuffs and wiggling her butt. She pulled my hands behind my back and pushed me down into a chair while everyone around us cheered.
The petite cutie also known as Hell's Angel followed through on my request and gave me a special birthday treat.
