I know at one point we've all fantasized about getting hired at Dunder Mifflin (don't lie). It really brings some questions to mind. What would it be like working with them? How long would it take for me to kill off Pam and marry Jim myself? You know, that kind of stuff. However, I bet you haven't thought about the cast running a sorority. Who would keep relations with the frats going strong? Who would b*tch us out for getting a little too sloppy at the party last Friday? Well, I've got answers for ya.

President: Jim

Most of you are thinking it should be Michael. But the president must be a likeable person, who can get things done when necessary. Jim would be great for this position. And tbh Michael would probably hate his life if he had to be President.

Social Chair: Michael

This job is all about communicating with the right people, in order for everyone to have a good time. Michael loves being the reason for everyone’s fun, what better way than to give him the all-powerful Social Chair?

Recruitment/Rush Chair: Andy

Andy has the enthusiasm it takes to coordinate rush week. He throws his whole heart into everything, just like this position does to get the best of the best new members.

New Member Chair: Phyllis

Phyllis is by far the mother figure of the office, and being a ‘pledge class mom’ would be her best fit.

Standards: Angela, Toby, and Gabe

The rule abiders, sticklers, and enforcers of the house. You do not want to deal with these people. It only makes sense to put the fun suckers of Dunder Mifflin in this position.

Housing: Dwight

I originally thought Dwight should be included in Standards, but Dwight would want his own position in the house. Housing only makes sense, seeing as how he’s had experience owning and managing the office building.

Treasurer: Oscar

This is an obvious choice. Oscar is good with numbers, can get sh*t done, and is an overall responsible dude. Taking care of financials is perfect for him.

Secretary: Pam

Again, obvious. Pam wouldn’t need a super important position to be well-liked in the house, but she’d still want to be involved.

Event Planning: Erin

Erin would be the girl planning formals, founder’s day, and everything else that is basically a glorified photo-op. She’d nail this position.

Communications: Kelly

Kelly is a no-brainer for communications. It’s all about making the house look good on social media, and Kelly would know all the tricks to boost the Insta likes.

Alumni Relations: Darryl

Darryl would want to be involved, but very scarcely. The alum chair only does a few things a year, so this would be perfect for him.

Sisterhood: Holly

Holly loves bringing people together, and the sisterhood position would give her ample opportunities to do so.