Dear Future Little,

You're not even mine yet, but I'm already counting down the days until I can officially welcome you to the family. I can't wait to show you off and make you take 101 photos while you begrudge and moan because you just wanna pregame. Honestly, I could go on and on in a sappy novel about how excited I am for you, but I'm not gonna do that; instead, I'm gonna write you a song...yep, I'm that type of Big. Good luck kid, I hope you know what you're in for.

"Dear Future Little"

(To the tune of "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor.)

Dear future Little

Here's a few things

You'll need to know if you wanna be

My perfect Little all my life.

I'll take you on date.

You deserve it, babe.

And don't forget about the tuck-ins coming your way.

Cause I'm gonna treat you right.

I'll be the perfect Big

Buying costume things.

Buy-buying what you need.

You got that nine to five

And, baby, so do I.

So don't worry cause g-Big and I will always be making time.

I don't know how to craft.

So we'll have tons of laughs.

Drink along with me.

Drink-drink along with me.

You're gonna know how to be a DPhiE lady.

Even if our fam might be crazy.

With us everything's gonna be alright.

Dear future Little,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if

you wanna be

My perfect Little all my life.

Dear future Little,

If you ever need that family loving

Trust me we'll be here each and every night.

After our first night

Don't apologize

Cause trust me I too was once quite a sight.

You'll never do no wrong.

(Laugh) You're my Little you're never wrong.

No one can compete.

No, no one can compete.

You're gonna know how to be a DPhiE lady.

Even if our fam might be crazy.

With us everything's gonna be alright.

Dear future Little,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if

you wanna be

My perfect Little all my life.

Dear future Little,

Make time for me

To take a million selfies

And show you off to the world, proud to call you mine.

We'll be dancing on the dirty frat platforms (hey).

Find me the toilet paper and you might get some Kimmel.

Always have an open mind.

And show up to parties on time.

I'll find you a date.

Find-find you a date (babe).

You're gonna know how to be a DPhiE lady.

Even if our fam might be crazy.

With us everything's gonna be alright.

Dear future Little,

Here's a few things you'll need to know if

you wanna be

My perfect Little all my life.

Dear future Little,

If you ever need that family loving

Trust me I'll be here each and every night.

(That's right!)

Oh-woah.

Future Little, I'm gonna love you right.