Have you ever felt like throwing your computer at the wall? It was probably from playing Solitaire. Have you ever felt the most complete in your life? Yes? Alright. Solitaire is the one to thank for that.That feeling you get when you achieve the best reward in life, it's because you won a game of Solitaire. Whether you're playing Klondike, Pyramid, or Australian Patience, Solitaire makes everything in life okay again. Seriously, it's true. Solitaire can make you happy with life, happy with school, and happy when you just really want to feel sad. It's fun, riveting, and just a little bit on the side of annoying—just like a true friendship should be like.
That feeling of boredom in your classes?
Yeah, Solitaire can fix that. Just open your computer, head to worldofsolitaire.com, pick which version of the best game on earth you want, and play away. You're honing your mind to be able to pick the smart moves while paying attention to whatever your professor is talking about at the moment.
Watching a TV show but need a low-focus game to play at the same time?
Solitaire. Seriously, you can pay attention to all the drama that's happening on screen while making the right moves to get all the cards in the tableau during the not so exciting parts.
Need some excitement in your boring afternoon schlump?
Play a riveting game of Solitaire. You'll keep hitting new deck when you find that frustrating deal where winning is just not possible and play again when you finally win that game of Pyramids.
Can't sleep?
Solitaire is the best form of melatonin. You're working your brain into overdrive in order to beat the game with as little moves as possible, so you'll probably get tired pretty soon. Unless you just keep going at it because you're obsessed– then you just have a problem.
Bored with your relationships?
Challenge your friends to a game of "who can win the most games of Solitaire in an hour?" It's sure to keep your friendships on the brink of excitement.
Want a feeling of ultimate bliss?
Solitaire can help with that. When you get all the cards in the tableau and they bounce down or explode into fireworks, yeah, it makes you just a bit more happy with life.
