College comes with lots of change and fond memories and freshman year is an iconic time in the college experience. You know what's also iconic.... LIVING IN AN ACTUAL SHOEBOX. I don't know who is in charge of building dorms but I swear college dorm rooms are toying with the line of insanity. If you had a nice college dorm room please sit down and listen. [cue Law and Order SVU music] *dun* *dun*
2. You have nicknames for your dorm
The Closet? The Sack? Shoebox?
3. On move in day you tried to keep a positive attitude
but you were sorta disappointed.
4. You find creative ways to bring up your small room in conservation
5. You have to give yourself a date to stop complaining about it
6. The room use to be a closet or a bathroom
or really anything but a dormroom
7. It gets messy SUPER easily
9. Your stuff sometimes sprawls out into the hallway
10. Whenever you buy something you think, “is it going to fit?"
11. Your bed is lofted... whether you like it or not
13. You sometimes get jail cell vibes
thanks, cinderblocks!
14. Fights sometimes breakout between roommates due to close quarters
ILY! HAGS! XOXO!
15. Clothes, chargers, and school supplies seem to jump from side to side
by the end you don’t even know what is yours anymore
16. You still cried when you moved out
there is something especially depressing about an empty room
17. You go home and feel like a queen
SO MUCH EXTRA SPACE
18. BUT you made so many memories in such a small space
In the end, I wouldn’t have wanted to live anywhere else.
Thanks, University housing!






















