CALLING ALL FOODIES! Have a fix on a certain food that you can’t break? It’s ok I have six that are my irresistible desires. Besides my lack of motivation to complete a 30 day ab challenge, giving up on the 3rd day, unhealthy food is just too damn good. If it is a good day, I celebrate. If it’s a bad day, it’s nothin’ a little added sugar and salt can’t fix!
*Viewer discretion is advised. Public Apology for the images displaying the inevitable awkward stage. * (Awkward moment when these pictures are recent, and I am just still very awkward).
1. Pizza
I like it hot… I like it saucy… who doesn’t love some cheesy goodness?
2. Cheesecake
This is not just any cheesecake. Hershey Chocolate Cheesecake… taking up a day’s worth of calories. Worth it? Totally. No regrets. Maybe some. Who cares? LIFE IS SHORT! (justified)
3. Applebees
Comfort Food. Half-priced apps. Boneless wings. Spinach Artichoke Dip. TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MELTDOWN. A molten lava cake that has the precious power of having hot chocolate drizzle flow from its insides is truly breathtaking. Enough Said.
4. French fries/Cheese fries
If I could marry any food, it would be the gift that is potatoes. When I was little, I told my mom that if I was ever heartbroken, I would stuff my face with potatoes instead of chocolate. (How about both???)
5. Cheeseburgers
We definitely have established that I love cheese. In the words of the beautiful anthem for fast food nations… “I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don’t be frontin' son no seeds on a bun. We be up in this drive thru, Order for two,I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here…In this dizzle…For rizzle my nizzle…Extra salt on the frizzle. Dr. Pepper my brother, Another for your mother. Double double super size And don't forget the FRIES…CRISPY.” (Rap credit to the anonymous genius who created this inspiring masterpiece. Again, this was not my writing…I know, hard to believe.)
6. Late Night Deli Runs/Calls
Every college student is a victim to the dangerous deli dining. You are either caving into the pressure of ordering a late night snack, as you struggle to do homework or give in to the tempting dream of coming back to a sandwich at 3AM after a long night out.
One piece retro bathing suits are back in style, so there is no summer bod that I need to prepare for. Peace. Love. Stretchy pants.
Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”,WELL Kate Moss, you might have more street credit than me but I respectfully disagree. Please refer to my list.
Feast on, fellow food fanatics.
