Winston Bishop is arguably the best part of Fox TV's hit series "New Girl." He's funny, he's handsome, he can be one of the guys or one of the girls, and no one is better at being single and alone than he is. Winston is a pretty positive guy, always looking on the bright side of things. If he were single this Valentine's Day he'd either be on a date with me or spending the day doing the things he enjoys. In honor of Winnie the Bish let's look on the bright side of things... the perks of being single on Valentine's Day as told by Winston:
1. You have more time to spend with your pets.
I mean who doesn't love hanging out with their dog or cat? There is a reason we call them man's best friend. They'll never leave you, cheat on you, or break your heart like a human can!
2. You don't need anyone else to tell you that you look good.
You don't need anyone else to do this because you already know. You've been telling yourself you're hot since day one. No one else's opinion even matters!
3. You have more time to party.
You can spend the evening dancing and singing with your best friends without anyone trying to stop you! I'll definitely join the fiesta with you, Winston...
4. You don't have to answer to anybody.
Am I actually busy or am I lying? Who cares because no one needs to know if I'm laying on the couch eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream or if I'm out at the bar. As single people, we answer to no one!
5. No one is trying to size you up.
You're the best freaking person you know at your favorite hobby or sport. No boyfriend or girlfriend is trying to be better than you or telling you that you suck.
6. You can work longer and get ahead.
No date on V-day night? No problem! You can spend more time working and get ahead at your job.
7. You get to think about philosophical sh*t.
Nothing makes you sound smarter than talking about things people don't understand.
8. You don't have to share with anyone.
Honestly, having to share food with someone is the worst part of being in a relationship. I mean I love eating their food, but I hate when they look at you all cute and you feel obligated to share. Hey, if you're single you get the cake all to yourself!
9. You can drink all the fruity little drinks you want.
No one is there to judge you for ordering a $9 strawberry mojito. Fresh strawberries?! Come on, it can't get any better.
10. You eventually realize that you're not the problem, everyone else is.
I've been on this Earth 22 years and I'm spending another Valentine's Day alone?! WTH. I'm lovable as hell... It's not me, it's everyone else.
