If you are a makeup addict like me then you already know that you have invested hundreds and even thousands of dollars into looking (and feeling) good.
1. You always have makeup swatches on your arms.
2. You will spend an extra $80 for a $10 “free” gift.
3. You refer to yourself as a Zombae, a member of the Swamp Family, or Ladylike.
4. You both fear and love glitter.
5. You are a platinum member and the year just started.
6. You cry at credit card bills.
7. When someone asks for nudes you send a picture of your favorite pallet.
8. You will debate matte vs. shimmer with other addicts.
9. You have a friend who has to steal your car keys to keep you from buying another red lipstick.
10. You can always tell which water bottle is yours.
11. You have 18 shades of pink lipstick and you plan on buying more.
12. When you go to the mall the first stop is always Sephora.
13. You know spending $100 for $3 off is so worth it. Gotta spend more to save more right?
14. You walk into class wearing blue lipstick and you are proud of turning those heads.
15. Your eyeliner is so sharp it could kill a man.
16. You can convince your S/O to match makeup.
17. You’ve been to Ulta more than once in a day because you couldn’t pass up getting two of the same shade on sale.
18. You think $20 is a deal for lipstick.
19. You get emotional watching YouTubers swatch makeup.
20. When someone says, “You just wear that to impress boys”, you look at them like they are crazy. You aren’t spending $50 on a pallet when they can’t even tell bathwater from midnight cowboy.
21. When someone says, “Make-up is just for girls”, you help them find the right foundation, because make-up is for anyone who wants to wear it.
22. You can tell a real one from a dupe with your eyes closed.
