Foodie (noun): a person with a particular interest in food; a gourmet.
If you're anything like me, you probably enjoy food. I'm not just talking about eating the food, I'm talking about the food experience as a whole: the smell, the presentation, the first bite, and the last bite. Food is something that a human being needs to survive. The problem with me, and maybe you too, is that I don't just eat to survive, I eat because I like to. I love everything about food, which makes me a foodie. If you can relate to any of these signs, then you might just be a foodie too.
When you're at a restaurant and you want to order everything because it looks so good
When you see the waiter, or waitress, bringing over your meal
But then you see that they're actually bringing it to another table and your heart shatters into a million pieces
When your friend asks you if you want to go get food
Just kidding, we all know the truth
When you look at your bank-statements and see that they're all from food establishments
Then you feast on ice cream because you're sad that you're poor and it's the only way you feel better
You sit and think about how you have no problem spending $20 on food, but you have a problem with spending $20 on clothing
Diets are really hard for you because all you want to do is eat
