Unless you have a heart of stone, you can’t help but love the furry irritable ball of feline fur. Grumpy Cat is honest, darkly humorous, sarcastic, and blunt. In fact, you didn’t realize how much you two had in common until the plethora of Facebook memes appeared on your newsfeed. You find that you both hate the stress associated with holidays, the sun's unforgiving rays, celebrities, pop culture, and people in general. Without further ado, here are 10 signs that you are definitely a “grumpy human."
1. You hate mornings with a burning passion.
Breakfast? More like “break ya face” if you wake me up before 11 a.m.
2. Birthdays (even your own) do not excite you.
Birthdays are just a reminder that you’ve done nothing important for another year, are still broke, and are one more year closer to death.
3. It seems that every week there is a new song that annoys you.
Which is why you will play YOUR music even louder.
4. You put Scrooge to shame on Christmas.
Presents are okay, but they should all be for you. You often debate on how to get your friends and family gifts with spending as little as possible. (Hint: regifting).
5. You really don’t get what’s so great about Valentine's Day.
Save your excitement for the day after. That’s when all the candy goes on clearance. Just don't look at the romantic sayings on the candy and you will be okay.
6. Even in bad situations you always get the last remark.
He who laughs best, laughs last. Except you’re not laughing. But if you could you would be.
7. Around your family, you are even less likeable.
They've finally realized that this is your actual personality and not simply a phase. You've also convinced them that you are not clinically depressed; this is just the way you are. They may also be part of the reason why you hate holidays.
8. You aren’t really an outdoorsy person.
The grass, the sun, the butterflies, it's all too—cheery.
9. People tell you all the time that you’re mean.
You don’t try to be, it’s just that literally every single thing irritates you and you are brutally honest. Oh and you hate people.
10. Strangely, your bad attitude makes you somewhat likeable, which irritates you even more.
I’m sorry I’m superior to you. Now please leave me alone.
Even with all your mean remarks, grumpiness, and hate for everything, you do have friends. You eat with them and they share your hate for others. People tend to leave you alone because your resting face is somewhat intimidating. But once someone gets to know you, they will find that you are a very interesting person. You, on the other hand, give them about 15 seconds to charm you. You don't really consider yourself perpetually grumpy as others do, you just have a low tolerance for BS.
