Hi my name is (inset name here) and I'm a coffee addict.
We all know someone who is a self proc-claimed "coffee addict" and many of us might actually be ones ourself. College has a way of bringing out the coffee addicts in all of us. Your cup of joe may be the highlight of a crappy week, a get together with a friend or date, or simply just to literally get you through the day after an all night. The Gilmore Girl's are the queen of coffee, so what better way to explain your addiction then by using meme's of them?
1. You bring out the big bucks.
No matter the cost, you will never give up coffee. $6 for food? Too much. Coffee? Let's do it.
2. You're literally a sh*t without it.
Your real friends don't even ask. When you wake up in the morning, you need that coffee more than the mooring trip to the bathroom. It starts the whole day out right.
3. One cup is one cup too less.
One cup doesn't seem like enough anymore. You could drink four or five cups a day and still be fully functioning.
4. The Jitters
One cup too many and you have the coffee shakes. Much like a drug addict you know side effects come with your drug of choice. Is it going to stop you? Probably not.
5. You can drink it black.
Nothing says "fake coffee drinker" like the person who gets the fancy blended drinks at Starbucks. Give me all the coffee in any shape and form. I have even trained myself to drink it black.
6. Latte art takes over your phone.
Whether it's pictures of your own or scrolling through Tumblr, you always seem to have an abundance of latte art on your feeds. It's truly beautiful and a work of art.
7. I love you a latte.
Your have trained your partner to know exactly how you like your coffee. If the important people in your life don't know your coffee order, are they really that important?
You know you have an issue and you probably shouldn't be able to drink a cup of coffee at 8 p.m. and be in bed asleep by 9, but you can't help but love it. You love the taste, you love the atmosphere of coffee shops, and you definitely love the mugs. You will never have glowing white teeth, but you don't care. Coffee is a lifestyle and it's one you're okay to stick with.
