If your immune system sucks, like me, you probably already are sick. Sharing a bathroom with 20 other people you don't know is not the most sanitary thing, and neither is being in a room with no air conditioning (a.k.a basically a germ incubator). The moment you hear your roommate making a mucous coughing sound you know it's over. You can't avoid it. Except maybe you can...
1. Don't breathe
It seems like being sick the first month of school is inevitable, especially if you live in dorms. So if you don't breathe, you have a good chance of not getting sick.
2. Don't talk to people
If you don't talk to people, they can't breathe their germs on to you. Simple.
3. Don't use the bathroom
Just hold it. There are germs in there.
4. Skip class and spend the time washing your hands instead
Don't go in the dorm bathrooms, though.
5. Wear a mask at all times
This might allow you to be normal and not get sick, and it's a cute accessory.
6. Drop out of college
You can't get sick at college if you're not there, right?
7. Drink 8 packs of Emergen-c every 10 minutes
GiphyThis will definitely prevent you from getting sick.
Living in freshman dorms and getting sick the first month of college go hand-in-hand, and cannot be avoided. Happy coughing!
