As the end of this spring semester approaches, many of us are left scrambling to defy all odds in order to raise our GPAs. Functioning off three hours of sleep after leaving the library at 3 a.m.? Procrastinating an essay due the same week as two exams? Waste some more time reading this article to see where you should have your mental breakdown this finals week based on your zodiac sign!
Aries - During your 8 a.m. lecture.
Who cares if the professor's glaring at you? Cry like no one is watching.
Taurus - The Den.
Nothing is worse than being hungry and sad at the same time.
Gemini - Third floor of Strozier Library.
All eyes on you, bud.
Cancer - Starbucks.
Catch yourself literally crying over spilled milk.
Leo - The Dean's Office.
Maybe someone will pity you enough to raise your grades last minute...
Virgo - The Health and Wellness Center.
Is Finals Week Depression covered by FSU Health Insurance?
Libra - Bed at 7 a.m.
Life isn't fair.
Scorpio - Heritage Grove.
A good cry-ski with the bro-skis.
Sagittarius - The Ruins of Suwannee.
Never forget.
Capricorn - Office of Financial Aid.
Money doesn't grow on trees and crying about it is completely acceptable.
Capricorn - The club.
Even during a night out Finals are the top priority.
Aquarius - The Shower.
Enough said.
Pisces - Waiting in Line at Skoolers.
Let the tears out and the Calculus shortcuts in.
