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Why I Should Be The Next Bachelorette

Would you accept my rose?

Claire Elbaum
Feb 22, 2016
Western Washington University
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Why I Should Be The Next Bachelorette
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As "The Bachelor" Season 20, ABC's hit romance reality show, comes to a close, fans are eagerly awaiting the announcement of the next Bachelorette. Spoiler alert, it's me! Just kidding, but maybe one day. Although, while watching the show, I have discovered I actually would be perfect for it. If this alone doesn't convince you, here are a few reasons that I hope will sway your opinion:

1. I'm single.

Simple enough but tremendously important.

2. My heart is 110 percent in the right place.

3. I would take the opportunity seriously.

4. I understand that honesty is the best policy.

I promise I'll make it the most dramatic season yet.

5. I'm not a pretty crier.


6. I'm not possessive.

7. I don't appreciate drama.


8. I know how to stand up for myself, and I will.

9. I'm humble.


10. I'd give each bachelor an equal chance to win me over.

11. I'm realistic.


Twenty-five men, the perfect one must be one of them, right?

12. I acknowledge that it is totally acceptable to ask for help.


13. I can carry an intellectual conversation.

14. I'd save the men heartbreak and send them home as soon as I know the connection isn't there.

15. I'm not afraid to ask the hard questions.

16. I would be incredibly excited for the opportunity.


Now I know what you all must be thinking: Chris Harrison, this is your girl! She is perfect. But sadly I must inform you that the age requirement is 21 and I am only 18. Don't you worry though, in three years I will be ready to drink all the champagne they give me, and if you think I'm perfect now, can you imagine how much better I'll be then?

Until then, I'll continue searching for Mr. Right. If you need me I'll be on Tinder.


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