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Situations Short Girls Know All Too Well, As Told By Snooki

Bridget Conlon
Sep 29, 2015
Worcester State University
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Situations Short Girls Know All Too Well, As Told By Snooki

Being short definitely has its benefits but that means it also comes with downsides. There are certain things that ALL short girls experience. From the annoying jokes, to the physical struggles of being half the size of everyone else.

1. The dreaded question, "So ... how tall are you? Are you even 5 feet?"


We constantly have people asking us questions that just make us roll our eyes. bye.

2. Not being able to see over anything.


The struggle is real! Between not being able to see yourself in bathroom mirrors or your friends thinking they lost you, being short literally becomes a joke.


3. When you're short and can't reach the top shelf.

You become pretty good at climbing.


4. The, "I'm going to jump and see how close I get," strategy.

It's a meatball problem for sure. Especially when your friends dangle your stuff over your head and tell you to jump for it. No thanks


5. Having to be in the front for every group picture.

Well, if you're not in the front you might as well not be in it


6. The frustrating reality check that you're too small to fit into your friends' clothes.


Pants? nope. Shoes? Helllll no. Sometimes we can pull off shirts as dresses but that's about it.


7. Being known as "The Short friend."

YEP, move out of my way bitches. Party's here!


8. Getting a running start 'cause you know you won't make it by simply lifting your leg.


Average people don't realize that we have to run and jump on the daily


9. When you're talking to someone taller than you and they kneel to "your level."

Excuse me, average sized person. Who do you think you are? not funny. bye


10. Being carded...for everything.

"This isn't you, you're not 22 ... are you?" YES, YES I AM PEOPLE.


11. Being able to fit in places where most people can't.


It becomes a joke between you and your friends to find out how many different places you can fit.


12. Catching up to your friends always looks like this.

We have short legs! Give us a break


13. Referring to you and your only other short friends as "Meatballs."

Gotta thank Snooki and Dena for that one.

#ShortGirlProbs

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