Hello my name is Maggie and I love Shondaland, so let's talk Grey's:

1. Okay this is good music
2. I love Alex
3. Poor Alex
4. Ugh Jo
5. He thought he was doing the right thing!!!
6. This type of miscommunication is Shakespearean
7. Mer has stopped giving any shits and I love it
8. She’s much less dark since Christina left
9. Amelia and Owen wow
10. It’s still a shock honestly lol
11. OKAY BUT MER HAS TO TELL MAGGIE ABOUT THE BRITISH DUDE
12. What’s his name?
13. He looks so much like Derek
14. Love you Shonda
15. I ship me and Shonda Rhimes
16. Ben is so cute
17. Why’d they name a baby Harriet? this is 2016………
18. So? Are? April? And? Jackson? Back? Together? Unclear.
19. I like Owen and Mer as friends
20. TBH I’m Amelia but I pretend I’m Meredith
21. Do you have Daniel, Mer? really?
22. Karev looks hella good in that cerulean blue
23. Maggie is so awkward, not unlike *this* Maggie
24. Okay so they do have Daniel
25. I used to be okay with watching the surgeries but now not so much
26. They must’ve changed Foley artists because the sounds are much more intense now
27. Oh wow! What a surprise! This patient is “so sorry”
28. Oh Karev, sweet little Karev
29. Commercial
30. Miranda as chief is my favorite thing
31. DeLuca…...
32. It’s hard to feel bad for him but I know I should feel bad for him
33. Amelia is so sweet (though sometimes unreasonable)
34. April! I miss her intensity
35. Babies don’t sleep
36. So they aren’t back together?
37. But they’re living together? or just co-parenting
38. Oh Karev, beautiful baby Karev
39. You know he’s about to make a breakthrough
40. He always makes a breakthrough with the “addicts”
41. What are Mer and Owen and British looking for?
42. I wish she’d stayed with neuro
43. I don’t get why she didn’t, but I have only seen the whole series 4 times
44. I LOVE GETTING TO KNOW OWEN THROUGH AMELIA
45. Christina never did that
46. I can’t wait for Omelia to have kids
47. I hope there’s no twist where Amelia can’t, they’ve gone that route too much
48. Commercial
49. DeLuca and Arizona aww
50. Jo don’t get nosy
51. Mer and Karev are so cute!!!!!!
52. I’d say I ship it but I ship Karev with Jo and Mer with British guy
53. Maggie still isn’t over British guy
54. Wait where’s Richard?
55. Alex is turning into old Alex, like 3^rd season Alex
56. I feel like doctors don’t and shouldn’t talk to patients like that….
57. Oh there’s Richard
58. LOL I love the conniving and planning
59. MAGGIE the only thing making it awkward is YOU
60. This paraplegic patient reminds me of an English professor I had
61. Intubation fixes everything apparently
62. Commercial
63. Ah, yes, the intense music after an intubation, it really compliments the fast talking
64. This girl! She’s not an alcoholic! GUYS! She’s not! It’s a plot device! Hell yeah, Shonda!!!
65. I miss Callie
66. Kind of
67. Um, Jo and DeLuca? Is this going to be a thing?
68. Arizona is my best friend probably
69. No, wait, this random guy is old Alex
70. Oh god Alex! ALEX PLEASE
71. That scene with Jo about the boil, my heart is broken
72. OH SHIT ALEX MADE A BREAKTHROUGH BEFORE THE BUS COULD LEAVE
73. Actual record time for plot movement in Shondaland
74. Commercial
75. Karev and Richard in it to win it!!
76. Amelia is dwelling
77. Just like me, all the time
78. But that other “ass-hat doctor” did figure it out!
79. #justiceforKarev
80. Oh great a woman is now irreversibly paralyzed how fun
81. Why does this anger me? She’s not even a real person
82. “I agreed with you because you were right not because you are you,” he said angrily, as Mer hangs her head in shame
83. Jo and DeLuca make me uncomfortable but I like it
84. So April and Jackson are at a weird place now
85. I want them together but I don’t see it happening, they can just be great co-parents
86. I hope I am proven wrong though
87. Amelia always looks like she’s about to cry
88. Maybe because she is
89. Oh wow she’s crying
90. Bless her heart
91. Oh yeah I forgot about Owen’s PTSD
92. Amelia is so much better for Owen than Christina
93. Why do we talk about men’s well-being in terms of women?
94. I’m going to pretend like it’s just because we know Owen better, and not because of any culturally internalized misogyny
95. Mer and British guy! (I’ve gone through this whole episode without finding out his name)
96. Oh jeez Meredith is so good, just so good
97. Alex smiling makes my heart smile
98. DENNY DUQUETTE MEMORIAL O H G O D
99. I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE