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Sexiest Words to Say to a College Student

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Sexiest Words to Say to a College Student

There are just certain words that are music to college students' ears.

  • Free food.
  • I'm moving the test from Wednesday to Friday.
  • I'm not grading on content, just that you did it.
  • Breakfast/lunch/dinner/drinks/cab's on me.
  • Class is cancelled tomorrow.
  • Free t-shirts.
  • Want me to pick you up some food too?
  • I gave you 3 extra bonus points.
  • I'm curving your test.
  • Of course you can have an extension.
  • I'm going out of town for the weekend so you have the room to yourself until Monday.
  • I bought you a cup of coffee because you seemed like you needed it.
  • Do you want me to get you anything while I'm out?
  • I accidentally bought too many _______, do you want the extra?
  • Yeah, we take the Commodore Card.
  • I already did the homework, you can look at mine if you need help.
  • I made a study guide, you can use it.
  • Student discount.
  • I have last year's test if you want it.
  • He's such an easy grader.
  • Formal date? I'll ask (insert name of hot friend) for you.
  • I have an extra ticket, you should come.
  • Want the rest of my fries?
  • I cleaned the room/suite while you were in class.
  • Do you want to come to my date party with me?
  • You're my mcm/wcw.
  • You're in my new profile picture (and look damn good).
  • You're. The. Best.
  • What a turn-on.

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