The Seven Worst types of people

I’m sure at some point, we have all been one of these types of people, myself included. But I have made a list of the seven worst types of people (that I try not to be. Ever.). The ones that really grind your gears. They commit these small crimes that occasionally make you want to pull your hair out. Maybe one day they’ll snap out of it. Or read this and realize they’re guilty of social annoyance.

1. The Phone Obsessed

Whether it is social media, texting, or calling, this person is always on their phone. They make you feel like you are talking to a wall. It actually becomes quite rude because regardless of the importance of the conversation, their phone is just that much more important. You will never be first in this person’s life, because something on the other end has grabbed their attention. And when you stop talking to wait for them to look up, they might respond with “I’m listening” or “Keep going, this will only take a second.” Don’t get me wrong, I use my phone constantly. But in a conversation!? At dinner!? No way. It’s common courtesy to look someone in the eyes and at least appear to be understanding or look like your listening.

2. The person that can never be happy for someone else

I do not know why, but this one drives me nuts. This is the person, that no matter what type of good news you have, they have something better. And when they don’t, they act completely uninterested. I strive to be overly excited for other’s good news because I know I’d want that for myself. It feels good when someone else is sharing in your happiness for a change. This person could be jealous, or could be oblivious to the fact they’re the biggest Debby-downer ever, but regardless they are not the person you talk to when you want to celebrate. Eventually you just stop telling them good things, and nod to their achievements. Better to take the high road, right?

3. The mouth-breather

We all know one. We all can’t stand being too close to them. This is the person with the constant head cold. It’s like they’ve been sick for months and still cannot breath through their nose. They definitely have no idea that they do it, but no one wants to be the one to say, “Hey, you’re honestly grossing people out, can you please close your mouth.” Instead we all put up with it, but keep our distance. They are certainly more likely to be snorers too, so beware. If you get caught in a room with them, make sure to have breath mints or gum, and casually offer some because that could be a recipe for disaster.

4. The Fake Friend

This is truly the most dangerous one out there. They’re actually a blessing in disguise because they teach you the type of friend to never be. Signs that a fake friend is out there: 1. they talk about everyone around you. Who’s to say the second you leave they don’t talk about you? 2. That person they were just talking about? Yeah, they’re hanging out right now as if they are best-friends. AGAIN, who’s to say this isn’t happening to you. 3. They are way too good at pretending to be nice to people they don’t like. So, we’re all guilty of gossiping, but there is a fine line between “Wow she’s getting on my nerves today” and “I can’t stand her she’s a horrible person – but let me go pretend we’re best friends.” As long as you’re able to recognize when someone is being shady, use this type of person as a guide, and never be them. You could lose all your friends.

5. The one that tries to steal everyone’s boyfriend/girlfriend

Okay, this type of person is the absolute worst. They go after people who are in healthy relationships. They always want what they can’t have. If your significant other falls for their act – good! Let them! You shouldn’t be with someone who can so quickly put you on the back burner. Even though it takes two to tango, we all know that this person just brings worry and concern regardless of the strength of a relationship. They’re flirty with everyone. They’re sneaky. They’re usually very good looking. AND they aren’t used to hearing no. They typically do not care whether someone is available or not. And I have some words on that… WHY? What are you getting out of breaking someone else’s heart? There are plenty of (single) fish in the sea so keep your eyes off of mine! Yes, if your significant other leaves you for them, you’re better off without them, but it’s the idea that that other person knowingly chased after them. This person is definitely familiar with the stink eye and is on most people’s radar to stay clear of them.

6. The Anti-Feminist

I don’t normally like to share my personal beliefs but COMMON. It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, if you are against feminism, you’re ignorant. We are not in the 1800’s anymore. By definition, feminism is, “the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.” A feminist believes in the equality of men and women. Anyone that says they aren’t a feminist is simply dumb because they cannot comprehend equality. Feminism gets a bad rep, because like every movement, there are radicals that misconstrue the purpose of the movement. But wouldn’t you rather someone fight to the death for equality than the latter? All in all, if you don’t think women should be equal to men, you’re the worst.

7. The people that use the “R” word or “F” word

I will only use these words for the purpose of informing those who don’t know what they are. If you still use the word retarded or fag, you need to reevaluate your vocabulary, pick up a dictionary, and use a word that actually means what you are trying to say. Those words are beyond offensive and could quite possibly make my ears bleed. Not only are they politically incorrect, they’re cruel. You are outright labeling people with disabilities or gay people as something negative. Again, what is wrong with you people?! Think before you speak.

So those are the types of people I find to be the WORST. They definitely grind my gears. On the positive note, they always make me realize who not to be (and to close my mouth when I chew – because that’s gross too).