1. "I need a nap."

2. "I am so hungry right now."

3."I need a shower. I stink."

4. "Can I venmo you the money for that later?"

5."I am so tired."

6. "I should have chosen an easier major."

7. "I am going to fail this test."

8. "I failed that test."

9."I locked my keys in my room."

10." I miss my dog."

11. "I just want to watch Netflix."

12. "Why are you wearing jeans?"

13. "It's laundry day."

14. "I miss my bed."

15. "I am going to get an ice cream."

16."Where did all of my money go?"

17. "Which RA is on duty tonight?"

18. "LOOK A DOG!"

19. "Why is my poop *insert color that isn't brown*?"

20. "I slept through my 8 a.m. again..."

21. "I will skip my class if you skip too."

22. "Who burned the popcorn?"

23. "There's free food."

24."I fell off my lofted bed."

25. "Sorry I was asleep."

26. "I got a new laptop sticker!"

27. "The cafeteria has chicken fingers! Hurry!"

28. "I should be studying."

29. "Do you have any quarters for laundry?"

30. "Who's going out tonight?"

31. "Who wants chipotle?"

32. "Can someone drive me to target?"

33. "This is so college."