A wise woman once said, "living with a houseful of girls is f*cking madness at all hours of the day (that wise woman is actually me)."

In reality, how many times in your life can you live in a college house with 3-10 girlfriends? My experience has been nothing but great. Yes, we have our ups and downs but at the end of the day I love those bitches I call my roomies. Here's a few secrets (that are appropriate enough to share) about living in a houseful of girls.

1. Regardless of how many times you vacuum or sweep, there's always a limitless amount of hair literally everywhere.

Sometimes you find hair in parts of your body you didn't know hair could possibly be.

2. There's always wine on hand and always someone to drink it with (even if it's on a Monday).

3. Somehow acquiring everyone's underwear in your laundry.

4. At least one roommate is eating at any point of the day.

5. Ignoring the piles of trash: It's the like a game to see who caves in first to take the garbage out.

6. Clothes are always being borrowed

7. The morning after a rough evening, everyone gathers into one room to discuss to ratchet we all were.

8. Always some sort of distraction.

There's no way you're getting any studying done, ever.

9. Never ending girls night in

10. Everything is communal

Nothing is safe: your food, your one-night stands, even your tampons.

11. There's always someone's clothes chilling in the dryer

12. It's normal to walk around in your bra and undies.

13. Expecting a million questions when someone brings a guy home.

14. Everyone pisses each other off

We hate each other most of the time, but at the end of the day I wouldn't trade my living situation for anything.