Amy Schumer, comedian, TV star, regular human being and most recently the woman who dropped the “I'm probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d**k whenever I want" bomb at the Glamour U.K. Women of the Year Awards, tells it how it is. Her outer monologue is every human female's inner monologue. Her facial expressions tell you exactly how she's feeling and you empathize so hard. She's honest, she's funny and she says what we're all thinking. This list doesn't even scrape the surface of it, but it gets the basic point across.

1. When the gym is just too much
   
   
2. When you just don't know how to tell someone that the look like they got hit by a bus
   
   
3. When you just have to admit to those guilty pleasures
   
   
   
   
4. And when you have to share that guilty pleasure with someone
   
   
   
   
5. When you give someone the most scathing insult you can muster
   
6. When you just really need a glass of wine
   
7. When you literally just can't and you're OMG'ing all over the place
   
8. When you just don't know how to handle that sext from that one guy
   
   
   
9. When you just need a good carbo-overload cry-fest
   
   
   
10. When you need legit relationship advice
    
    
    
11. When the world has to be f-ing kidding you
    
    
    
12. When you're trying so hard to get the perfect selfie
    
    
    
13. When you just need to rock the sweats
    
    
    
14. When you don't have the Victoria Secret model body and you don't care
    
15. When your outside needs to reflect your puppy-loving princess inside
    
    
    
16. When you realize why you have game out at the bars
    
17. When you have to help your mom send an email
    
18. When you get that text message
    
19. When you believe in basic equality and you're proud of it
    

New episodes of Inside Amy Schumer start June 23 on Comedy Central at 9 P.M. Central and all three seasons are available online for free.