The Zodiac Sign You Should Marry If You Want A Divorce
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This Is The Zodiac Sign You Should Marry If You Want To Get Divorced One Day

Please don't make me say "I told you so."

Christina Silies
Jun 30, 2019
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This Is The Zodiac Sign You Should Marry If You Want To Get Divorced One Day
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If you plan on getting a divorce in the future, this article is for you. We were thinking about compatibility, and instead of writing something that everyone writes about what signs go best with each other, we figured that we would be more realistic and tell you what sign will make you hate yourself.

Now before you freak out and start dissing on astrology, just remember that you have a whole birth chart. We are talking about only your sun sign, so remember to not take this too seriously. Unless you want to use this as an excuse to dump him or her, then by all means... do it.

If you are one of these signs beginning a relationship with the other, either break up now of be ready to be on "Ex On The Beach."

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