BOWLING GREEN, OH - After relentless jokes from fellow BGSU students, Air Force cadet Tyler Jamson has become depressed due to his "invisibility"-inducing, camouflage uniform, sources say. "Whether they call me a floating head or just stare right through me as if I'm made of thin air, I just can't take it anymore," said Jamson as the jokes went right over his seemingly-levitating cranium. "Sometimes I wish I would actually disappear for good, you know?" At press time, however, Jamson told reporters details regarding of his plan moving forward to cope with the wisecracks.

"I've been seeing a therapist and she recommended I join a camouflage-wearer support group, but I've been having trouble finding one lately," Tyler added while looking defeated. "I haven't lost hope though. I also have a great support structure from my friends and family. They're always trying to help me out but sometimes I don't know if they're taking my situation seriously."

When reporters asked Jamson's friend, Matthew Perry, about the steps he's taking to support his companion, Perry had this to say: "I'm trying my best to lift his spirits. I even offered to set him up on a blind date with this cute girl I know, but I think he took the offer as some sort of sick joke."

"Oh yeah, that guy? Yeah, we're not always making jokes about camo making him invisible. [Tyler] is just really annoying so sometimes it's better if we just pretend he doesn't exist. Honestly, I don't think he actually understands how camouflage works," said fellow cadet Sara Walters.

"I just think the military doesn't consider the dangers camouflage uniforms present to the mental health of servicemembers. I mean, why can't we wear neon yellow or hot pink battle fatigues instead? That uniform could show our support for breast cancer awareness and people would finally notice me!" Jamson concluded.

Following press time, sources observed Jamson standing in bushes coming to terms with his "invisibility" as students went on with their day.