There are a lot of evil things in the world. Evil things that need to be destroyed, erased from all of humanity. Perhaps the worst kind of evil is the kind of evil that attacks children. It is that evil that needs to be cleansed from this galaxy. I'm talking of course about the children's show "Caillou."
As you may or may not know, "Caillou" is about a whiney, bratty piece of shit little kid named Caillou who constantly bitches and moans whenever he doesn't get what he wants. He treats his parents like shit and he treats his little sister like shit. In every episode of "Caillou," Caillou acts like a brat, whines, and then gets what he wants. What kind of lesson does that teach little kids, that if you complain hard enough you get rewarded? What?
Also, why the hell is Caillou bald? He isn't sick. Hes like 4 or 5 years old, but he has no hair. His little sister has hair and she is like 2 and almost every other kid in the show has hair. Why doesn't Caillou have hair? What is the reasoning behind that? That literally makes no sense!
Let's get into what is laughingly called the story structure of "Caillou." In the show, Caillou is a storybook character. That's right. You're watching a cartoon old lady narrate the storybook "Caillou" to a bunch of other cartoon children. Once the old hag starts narrating, we see Caillou all animated. Oh, and in between episodes, Caillou's pet cat is an animated puppet who does some dumb shit. Confused? Of course you are.
Whats the most vile part about "Caillou," you may ask? That damn theme song, if you can even call it that. It's basically the character singing, "I'm Caillou" over and over again. Shut up. Shut the hell up, you Charlie Brown-looking rip off! There are lengthy discussions on Reddit and lengthy videos on YouTube where people explain why they hate "Caillou." Parents have even banned their children from watching the show and even blocked it on Netflix. God bless them.
In sum, Caillou is an evil little parasite who's making America's children dumber. If you want your children to grow up into obnoxious human beings, watch "Caillou." However, if you want your children to grow up into outstanding citizens, do not show them this horrible excuse for a children's show. Burn "Caillou"; burn it with fire.
