Uh oh! Looks like Grandma bit the dust! It's time to find her a casket that will, without a hitch, display her with a tasteful sense of how peaceful her last moments on Earth were. How about a casket that will impale her brittle forehead with a 3-foot long metal spike? Sounds perfect!
The ergonomic design of the coffin makes it easier than ever to put a crude hole into the corpses of your family and friends! The 3-foot long spike is forged out of 100 percent pure silver and ensures that Grandma will never look the same once the coffin has been closed. Some may question the practicality of such a device, but don't you think it would be a nice thing to have? You know, just in case?
Some have argued that the lid is more difficult to close compared to other, less innovative models. Such discourse can be overlooked, in my opinion, when the positives far outweigh the negatives. One thing remains consistent across customer reviews, however. Everyone unanimously agrees that it functioned exactly as promised.
The holy casket can be yours at a little less than twice the cost of the traditional casket. It's a bit pricey, but if you're looking for a way to send off Grandma in a memorable way, then look no further. This casket is the clear choice! The casket will be hitting stores just in time for the holiday season. Pre-orders go on sale next week, so don't miss out on this grand opportunity!
