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I'm Only In College But I Already Know 65 Things I Want To Do When I Finally Settle Down And Retire

Because work sucks and I never want to go...

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I'm Only In College But I Already Know 65 Things I Want To Do When I Finally Settle Down And Retire
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Work sucks. Life would be dandy if I didn't have to work for 45 years. Sadly, that's not an option. So instead, I'm dreaming about all the things I'm going to do when I retire!

1. Wake up when I want.

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2. Sleep in.

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3. Day drink some sweet wine.

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4. Take many road trips.

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5. Eat brunch with my gal pals.

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6. Roll downtown in a 4-wheel-drive wheel chair with my high school bestie (It's a long story...).

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7. Where stretchy pants every day (Oh wait, I do that now!).

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8. Swear at teenagers.

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9. Flip people off when they drive too slow.

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10. Watch PBS specials.

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11. Bake cupcakes every day.

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12. Dage.

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13. Sunbathe in a hammock.

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14. Check out hot young guys.

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15. Go dancing with my hubby.

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16. Go to Mardi Gras.

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17. See the Northern Lights.

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18. Write a memoir.

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19. Adopt elderly dogs.

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20. Pour some Kahlua in my coffee once in a while.

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21. Gamble in Vegas.

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22. Burn a few bridges I've wanted to burn for years.

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23. Tour (and maybe reside in) Big Sky Country.

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24. Read all the books I've been meaning to read since high school.

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25. Sit by a campfire every summer night.

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26. Grow a garden.

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27. Drive a stock car.

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28. Race an ostrich.

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30. Smoke a little pot.

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30. Be verbally opinionated.

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31. Go deep sea fishing.

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32. Go elk hunting.

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33. Go alligator hunting.

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34. Travel to Italy.

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35. Travel to Greece.

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36. Visit my relatives in Germany.

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37. Tell young people they're being ridiculous.

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38. Get a tattoo. Or two. Or four.

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39. Roll in the money I saved for 45 years.

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40. Embody Betty White.

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41. Be crotchety.

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42. Name a star after myself because I deserve it.

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43. Tell stories of my crazy younger days.

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44. Succumb to old lady neighborhood gossip.

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45. Sit on my porch and people watch.

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46. Bungee jump.

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47. Sky dive.

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48. Start a bar fight.

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49. Visit all the national parks.

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50. Go camping in the Canadian wilderness.

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51. Drink whiskey.

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52. Take naps.

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53. Avoid exercise at all costs.

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54. Eat bacon. Lots of bacon.

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55. Jump in puddles.

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56. Pet ALL the puppies.

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57. Eat all the food I want.

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58. Ignore the haters.

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59. Have fun!

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60. Continue writing in a journal.

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61. Go Geocaching.

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62. Take care of myself.

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63. Be my own boss.

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64. Enjoy my hubby's company.

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65. Enjoy life.

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