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I'm Only In College But I Already Know 65 Things I Want To Do When I Finally Settle Down And Retire

Because work sucks and I never want to go...

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I'm Only In College But I Already Know 65 Things I Want To Do When I Finally Settle Down And Retire
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Work sucks. Life would be dandy if I didn't have to work for 45 years. Sadly, that's not an option. So instead, I'm dreaming about all the things I'm going to do when I retire!

1. Wake up when I want.

2. Sleep in.

3. Day drink some sweet wine.

4. Take many road trips.

5. Eat brunch with my gal pals.

6. Roll downtown in a 4-wheel-drive wheel chair with my high school bestie (It's a long story...).

7. Where stretchy pants every day (Oh wait, I do that now!).

8. Swear at teenagers.

9. Flip people off when they drive too slow.

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10. Watch PBS specials.

11. Bake cupcakes every day.

12. Dage.

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13. Sunbathe in a hammock.

14. Check out hot young guys.

15. Go dancing with my hubby.

16. Go to Mardi Gras.

17. See the Northern Lights.

18. Write a memoir.

19. Adopt elderly dogs.

20. Pour some Kahlua in my coffee once in a while.

21. Gamble in Vegas.

22. Burn a few bridges I've wanted to burn for years.

23. Tour (and maybe reside in) Big Sky Country.

24. Read all the books I've been meaning to read since high school.

25. Sit by a campfire every summer night.

26. Grow a garden.

27. Drive a stock car.

28. Race an ostrich.

30. Smoke a little pot.

30. Be verbally opinionated.

31. Go deep sea fishing.

32. Go elk hunting.

33. Go alligator hunting.

34. Travel to Italy.

35. Travel to Greece.

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36. Visit my relatives in Germany.

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37. Tell young people they're being ridiculous.

38. Get a tattoo. Or two. Or four.

39. Roll in the money I saved for 45 years.

40. Embody Betty White.

41. Be crotchety.

42. Name a star after myself because I deserve it.

43. Tell stories of my crazy younger days.

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44. Succumb to old lady neighborhood gossip.

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45. Sit on my porch and people watch.

46. Bungee jump.

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47. Sky dive.

48. Start a bar fight.

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49. Visit all the national parks.

50. Go camping in the Canadian wilderness.

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51. Drink whiskey.

52. Take naps.

53. Avoid exercise at all costs.

54. Eat bacon. Lots of bacon.

55. Jump in puddles.

56. Pet ALL the puppies.

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57. Eat all the food I want.

58. Ignore the haters.

59. Have fun!

60. Continue writing in a journal.

61. Go Geocaching.

62. Take care of myself.

63. Be my own boss.

64. Enjoy my hubby's company.

65. Enjoy life.

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