11 Things To Never Say To A Retail Worker

11 Things To Never Say To A Retail Worker

Because people actually say these things.


I've worked in retail for years, and some of the things i've heard are truly ridiculous. While i love helping customers find their perfect item, here are some thing's i've been asked or told by customers that made me want to hide in the break room.

1. "Can you watch my child?"


Hmm so I can double check if you like but i'm pretty sure when i signed up for this job i didn't sign up to be a babysitter as well. Sorry.

2. "Can you check the back?"


A solid 99% of the time when someone asks if there is more stock of an item in the back, the employee has already checked the back for that item in the same day. Our job is to help people buy things, and we are typically rewarded for making more sales. So trust us, if we say we're out of an item then we are out of it.

3. "I'm never shopping here again"


Well it's been a pleasant experience knowing you.

4. "Excuse me, I've been waiting in line for a long time"


Yes, wow you are correct. In fact, let me just ignore everyone who was here before you and help you first.

5. "The item isn't scanning? It must be free!"


Fake laughing at customers jokes is a big part of the job, but I've heard this so many times at this point it physically hurts to bring myself to laugh.

6. "May I use this coupon even though it's expired"


Fun fact, we actually just put those expiration dates for fun. Yeah, no.

7. "Can I use your employee discount"


Yes, random person I've just met. I will completely risk loosing my job to help you get 20% off your purchase today.

8. "This item was on the clearance rack and I won't pay full price for it"


I can completely understand that it's frustrating since you thought the item was at a discounted price, but that doesn't mean i can magically change the price for you.

9. "Do you work here"


No, i just bought the store uniform from a thrift shop and then come to the store to fool people like you.

10. "No, my card is not getting declined. It must be you"


Well, i've successfully managed to check out 100 other customers today and all of their cards worked fine. So, I'm going to go ahead and say i'm not the problem here.

11. "Why does [insert store product] cost so much?"


Just a warning, you may need to sit down for this one. Retail workers actually don't control the prices fo store products. Shocking, right?

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.

Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.

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10 Ways Living With A Friend Vs. A Random Roommate Are Completely Different

I can barely remember her major.


Most college students are stuck with a random roommate their first year and live with the friends they've made for the rest of their college time. My experience is quite the opposite. My first roommate was random, but we came to be really good friends. After she transferred schools, I went with random roommates this year. Though I get along with them well and am happy with my living situation, we're really not friends, and that's OK.

Having lived these two experiences, I've noticed many differences between what it's like to live with your friend versus random people. Here are some of them.

1. Knowing where they are

Friend: Emily should've gotten home from her math class 20 minutes ago. Is she getting food? Is she studying in the library? I should text her and make sure she's OK.

Random: You know, I don't think I've seen my roommate for like, a week. Hope they're doing well.

2. Knowing facts about them

Friend: She grew up in a small town that's 30 miles outside of the state capital. She's majoring in psychology and wants to go to grad school. Ultimately, she'd like to be a school counselor in a small to mid-sized public school. Oh, and her favorite color is pink, and she has a golden retriever named Waldo.

Random: I think she's from this area based on her location tags on Instagram. I've heard her talk about a biology class before, so is biology her major? Or nursing maybe? Who knows??

3. Knowing their habits

Friend: She likes to study with noise, so she studies in the student union or listens to music. She's a night owl, so she's often up pretty late. She doesn't do drugs, but she enjoys a glass of wine every once in a while.

Random: I really don't know their study schedule, what time they go to bed, what they do for fun, or anything else really.

4. Spending time with them

Friend: We spend every evening watching TV together, unless one of us has a lot of homework. On the weekends we'll go shopping or to a restaurant to have some more quality time together.

Random: I've never done anything with them, which is fine because we have our own friends.

5. Sharing belongings

Friend: "Can I borrow your navy sweater with the white stripes? It'll go really well with my skirt, and I have a presentation today. You can wear this t-shirt of mine that you love if you want!"

Random: We share the hand soap in the bathroom and that's about it.

6. Cleaning the room

Friend: We should devise a cleaning schedule so that we are doing a fair share of the work and rotate responsibilities so that we're not always doing the same things.

Random: What's a schedule?

7. Talking with them

Friend: When I get home from class, I'm going to vent to her about how much I hate this professor. I also want to hear about her day, because I know she was up all night studying for that chem test.

Random: We'll make small talk if we happen to see each other, but we don't have conversations.

8. Decorating the room

Friend: Let's color-coordinate our bedding, wall art, and everything else so that the room is aesthetically pleasing.

Random: Let's just buy our own stuff and not care if it goes together.

9. Level of privacy

Friend: You don't really have any since they're always there.

Random: Since we don't spend time together, I'm always alone so privacy is rampant.

10. Level of drama

Friend: I'm used to talking to Emily every day, but she hasn't talked to me yet today. Did I do something wrong? Is it because I didn't get her anything at Starbucks when I was there this morning?

Random: Can't have drama when you don't hang out!

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