Last week, an article on Total Frat Move went viral again titled "50 Ways To Be The Perfect College Girlfriend."

Excuse me while I laugh. I could not take this guy seriously. His macho behavior probably derives from years of rejection from women. Now, regardless if this article is meant to be taken seriously or just to be "light fun," it's incredibly objectifying and promotes that desiring these things in women is okay. Feel free to check it out and then read my list of reasons why this guy will never have a girlfriend.

1. You're a pervert who only wants to date younger girls.

2. You're going nowhere in life.

3. You expect women to participate in your frat boy antics with a smile on their face.

4.You're incredibly misogynistic. (Do I need to tell you what that means?)

5. You write for TFM and think you’re all that.

6. You body shame.

7. You expect women to be a slut only for you.

8. You want your girlfriend to like your friends, but you don't want her friends to be annoying.

9. You assume all women are clingy and emotional.

10. You assume someone even wants to be your girlfriend.

11. You're objectifying women.

12. You're boring sober.

13. You won’t tolerate your girlfriend's flaws.

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14. But you expect your girlfriend to tolerate yours.

15. You're a pervert who thinks her mother needs to be attractive.

16. You don't want women to talk about their feelings.

17. You expect someone to have a fake ID. That's illegal. You're not worth it.

18. If you only want to date a girl in a sorority, that's extremely shallow.

19. You believe in traditional gender roles and expect all women to as well.

20. You think you’re allowed to tell your girlfriend how to look.

21. You're expecting your girlfriend to take care of you.

22. You refuse to take care of her.

23. You assume all women are jealous.

24. You expect women to be perfect.

25. You're a jerk.

26. You’re judgmental.

27. You're a terrible person.

28. You expect her response to a threesome to be a "yes" or "no, but here's a blowjob."

29. You used the term psychopath to describe a woman.

30. Refer to number 25.

31. You expect women to make our sexual history your business.

32. You wrote an article titled "50 ways to be the perfect girlfriend."

33. You're dumb.

34. You expect her personal hygiene to be your business.

35. You say things like "you're my girlfriend, not my mother," but then expect her to take care of you.

36. You assume all women are so insecure that we freak out over text messages.

37. You assume all women are hung up on their ex.

38. You’re a double standard.

39. You're telling women what to do about their own reproductive health.

40. You tell women to look good naked, but then again you have a beer belly.

41-50. You view women as sexual objects that are here purely for your own enjoyment.