Most relationships always start out the same. You make those sweet googly eyes at each other before one of you works up the nerve to ask the other one out. You go on the first date together, and you're both incredibly shy. But once you've been on a few dates you begin to get used to each other, and the more those walls come down the more sides of the other person you begin to see, both good and bad. Even though every relationship is different, they all have a tendency to follow the same patterns. Check out the general stages of a relationship told by scenes from the movie White Chicks.
1. You catch him looking.
Once the two of your notice each other, soon you can't keep your eyes off of the other person. It's only a matter of time before the flirting commences.
2. The flirting begins.
Once one of you finally works up the nerve to speak to the other, you find yourself drawn to that person. At first the flirting is minimal, then it becomes your second language. Soon other people begin to notice that the two of you have a connection.
3. You eat light on the first date.
Because what could be more unattractive to a total stranger than stuffing your face on the first date? But contrary to popular belief, many guys like a girl with an appetite. Just try to keep a limit on the gross factor.
4. But by the third date you're pigging out.
Nothing is better than finally being able to eat to your heart's content when you reach a certain comfort level with each other. Just remember not to talk with your mouth full.
5. You start singing to the radio together.
Overcoming that little bit of stage fright you develop around the other person when your favorite song comes on the radio is one of those little pleasures that gives you such a rush when they finally sing along with you.
6. And sing all the wrong lyrics.
And nothing is cuter than when you occasionally mess up together. It's one of those things that helps the two of you learn to laugh at your little mistakes and realize how cute you really are.
7. You start ranting to him constantly.
When therapists are too expensive, the boyfriends always step in to save the day. Before too long you're constantly ranting to him about the little things that get under your skin (I.E., school, people, life in general).
8. And eventually show him your crazy side.
Because women and crazy fit together better than peanut butter and jelly. And when it comes to girlfriends, you simply have to pick the level of crazy you can tolerate and deal with it.
9. He realizes you're psychotic.
Occasionally he begins to think that your type of crazy is too much for him, and he believes that he can't hang.
10. But he learns to tune you out.
But soon he realizes that he's in too deep to back out. So he does like most men do and learns to tune out your psychotic rants.
11. By this point he can sense when you're PMSing.
Eventually the two of you develop this psychological connection, and before he knows it he is accurately able to predict your PMS. Maybe it's just the amount of time you two spend together, but it's pretty cool regardless of the reason.
12. Eventually you reach an ultimate comfort zone.
One comfort level that many couples are afraid to admit they've reached is farting around each other. Because when you're literally with each other 24/7 holding it in can become almost unbearable.
13. And you become inseparable.
Even through all the craziness and frustrations that the two of you cause, you soon develop an inseperable bond and become attached at the hip. No matter how crazy you drive each other, you can't deny that they've also become your best friend.
