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15 Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Michael Scott

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

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15 Pieces Of Relationship Advice From Michael Scott
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This week I realized something: Michael Scott is a relationship guru. I don't know what took me so long to realize it. His numerous normal, successful, loving relationships should have spoken for themselves and made me realize long ago. He exudes an embraced sexuality and an understanding of emotional intelligence. His relationships are prime examples of #goals.

Without further ado, here are 15 foolproof pieces of relationship advice from Michael Scott:

1. You don't need no man.


2. Spice things up here and there to keep things exciting.

3. A little mood music can get a vibe going.

4. There's no need to conform to relationship norms.

5. The more you lower your standards, the easier it is to find someone.

6. Sex doesn't define intimacy.

7. It's very important to communicate about what kind of sex you're into.


8. You'll somehow just know when it's right.

9. Surprise gifts make great apologies.

10. Cute pet names can be fun.

11. It's important to remind your significant other just how much they mean to you.

12. Be open about your religious affiliations.

13. Maturity makes it seem like you've got more to offer.

14. Get gross. Get real. If they stick around you'll know they really like you.


15. True love prevails.

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