Relationships can be hard and complicated sometimes. Sometimes they're like pizza. Here's a quick crash course on Relationship 101: Pizza Edition
1. Don't rush things
Honestly, he or she can't be your "bae" if it's only been a week. Take your time and get to know each other and see if this is what you both truly want. Pizza wasn't perfected in a day...probably not even a week.
2. Don't fall too deep too soon.
You have to give yourself some time and the other people time. That first bite of pizza is great but don't go overboard.
3. Always be the bigger person
Sometimes putting your ego and pride aside is the best for everyone. If pizza is yelling in your face to eat more and you're already full, don't.
4. Accept that loss
Just stop while you still can before you hurt yourself or the other person. When you know you're wrong, admit it. Sometimes your choice of pizzeria might not have your favorite topping.
5. If something is bothering you, bring it up as soon as it does
Waiting it out never ends well! If someone criticizes your love for pizza, stand up for yourself.
6. Don't be clingy
Hanging out every weekend makes you too comfortable and eventually you get bored. Gotta have some YOU time. Having pizza every single day might just bore you (although sometimes I swear this could never happen).
7. Don't ever tell your bf/gf who they can and can't be friends with
This never ends well, trust me. Just have your "being cordial" game too strong. Would you like it if I told you that you can't have any more pizza?
8. If you feel yourself growing distant, tell the person immediately
This way you can talk about what is bugging you and what is causing you to feel that way. The sooner you talk it out, the sooner you can talk about it and work it out which is a major key to success. Sometimes you will have to choose Dominoes over Pizza Hut (a girl can only afford so much).
9. Learn to RESPECT each other.
Calling each other names and rudely pointing out each other's flaws isn't really beneficial. Pizza doesn't call you greasy.
10. Just LOVE each other and CARE for each other.
Your significant other is your best friend and you should treat them that way! Pizza will always be there for you.