Ugly Christmas sweaters have come a long way over the past few years. Whereas in high school I had to buy a regular old sweater from the mall and do it up myself (ornaments and all), Target now has its very own line of festive fleece just waiting to be grabbed up.
But still, aren't those a little overdone? Doesn't everyone have a red sweater with the word "Namasleigh" and Santa in a tree pose underneath it? Aren't you looking for something a little more original?
If you're late to the party like I am, this is the first you've heard of the new holiday trend known as reindeer boobs — a trend in which, in the desperate hunt for a unique holiday sweater for your next company Christmas party, those with boobs are cutting a hole in one of their sweaters and popping a titty out to decorate like a reindeer. Boom, it's Christmas.
Easy enough, right? Throw on some googly eyes, a pompom, and a pair of felt ears (plus however much glitter and bells your heart desires) and you'll be the most festive one at the party.
What better time to #FreeTheNipple and celebrate body positivity than the most wonderful time of the year? If Halloween can bring with it glitter pumpkin butts, then Christmas deserves an NSFW trend of its own. And the best part? While it may be a little taboo, Rudolph's red nose is square on the nipple, the exact part of the female breast that we (for some reason) have an issue with on social media.
Yeah, you heard that right. You can post your reindeer boobs all over Instagram and no one can say a thing about it.
From the bottom of my heart (and boobs), Merry Christmas.
