This is a serious problem. Many of us between the ages of 15 to 25 fall victim to this. It is early onset and you almost never see it coming until it is too late. All you ever wanted was to enjoy GOT with your mom or dad. So simple, and so sweet. But for some inexplicable reason, HBO loves to be racy and sprinkle in a few sex scenes into every episode. Game of Thrones does this a lot. Thus, all of us faithful GOT watchers get to experience the glorious awkwardness that is being caught off guard by a sex scene while alone with your parents.
Your mid-season Sunday night unfolds as follows.
Oh, yay, Game of Thrones comes on in two minutes.
Going to have a good night, maybe I should get some chips just in case I'm hungry.
So happy to be here.
Oh, good, a recap. I was a little fuzzy.
Oh, yeah, they died.
Dah dudud dah duh dadada duh.
It's like a metallic animated version of life and Monopoly mixed together.
Is five full minutes really necessary?
Finally, it's over. Okay doing good. So excited.
They just lied straight to your face.
Oh, wow, so dramatic, so fun.
There it is. An exposed boob.
Stay still, it will go away soon.
If I cough it will make it seem more casual, right?
Good decision.
Okay, we're good.
Oh, wow, someone else I'm emotionally invested in was just murdered in an extremely brutal way.
My emotions are shot and it's only five minutes in.
Love you long time, John Snow.
Those beautiful bouncy curls.
That was the eighth penis reference.
Hello, foreplay.
I suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Speed walk. Speed walk to the bathroom.
Taking my time, I could definitely rearrange this cabinet.
Eh, not today.
Okay, it's probably safe to head back.
How ironic, made it back just when it ended. Lucky guess.
That's totally poison.
Lie.
That was also a lie.
I bet that's a lie.
I want Sansa's hair.
The episode is almost over, so sad.
Why can't this be two hours instead of one?
Oh, God. This is a surprise attack.
Nope. I can't do this
I already went to the bathroom, I can't do it again.
Act natural.
I'll look down at my phone. So casual.
Whatever you do don't make eye contact.
The volume is awfully loud.
She's a screamer.
This is how I was made.
Oh, God. Why did I think of that?
Stop it.
Oh, my god, when will this end? (Dad fast forwards).
What a champ.
Nothing has ever been more awkward.
Unspoken agreement to never mention this again.
Oh, no, the episode it already done.
I guess they went out with a bang. Lol.
I'm watching this alone next week.
No, I won't.
