Considering that this is the first time in my entire college career having an eight o' clock class, you can imagine how salty I am about this decision. I needed a class for my minor that is only offered at 8 a.m. Needless to say, I can barely wake up normally before nine...so let's just say this semester is going to be a little rocky, not to mention the 18 credit hours that I’m taking. These are so many reasons why having an 8 a.m. class is the absolute worst.
1. You haven’t woken up this early since middle school.
That was literally 5+ years ago; you lost this ability as soon as you turned 14.
2. It’s dark AF.
You literally feel like Velma searching for things in the dark because you’re trying your hardest not to wake your roomies up. You’re already pissed AF about having a class this early... imagine how mad you’d be if you were woken up WAY before your first class of the day.
3. It’s cold AF.
As soon as fall hits, the mornings are going to be unbearably cold. The morning is the coldest part of the day, and your bed is so warm and comfortable. Why would you ever want to leave it?
4. When your teacher tells you it's unacceptable to be late because she woke up at five to drive here from another city.
Listen, girlie, no one held a gun to your head and told you that you needed to teach at a university 1.5 hours away from your house.
5. You can hear the birds.
I’m not Snow White…I shouldn’t be able to hear them annoyingly chirp and fly all around me.
6. If you don’t look like a gremlin on a normal day, you always look like a gremlin in your 8 a.m.
Who has the time/effort/energy at this time of the day….no one. If you’re the person that looks like a real person, there is a 150 percent chance everyone in the room is probably mad at you.
7. Paying attention…
Unless you have an Adderall prescription or have consumed an entire pot of coffee before entry to your class, good luck retaining a single thing your professor has to say.
8. Your professor always seems like she’s yelling due to the fact that no one in the class is participating.
Oh, I’m sorry. Last time I checked, I was asleep 10 minutes ago. Your tone is really not appreciated.
Thanks but no thanks, college. Next semester I'll choose my classes more wisely.
