11 Reasons Finals Week Is The Slowest 7 Days You'll Ever Experience, As Told By 'The Office'

11 Reasons Finals Week Is The Slowest 7 Days You'll Ever Experience, As Told By 'The Office'

Your lose sense of time. You start counting down the days until break. No wonder finals week is dubbed by some as the slowest (and most painful) week of the year.


It's ~almost~ winter break, but finals are our final obstacle on the way to freedom. For me, these last few weeks have dragged on and on, but the last week is at long last approaching. Although I do dread the multiple assessments and studying that comes with the end of the semester, I relish the fact that my suffering will be gone soon — at least for two weeks.

1. You spend an average of two or three hours on each exam.

Although that doesn't seem like a lot of time, once you've gone through four or five exams, your brain cells start to die and the clock seems to reverse itself.

2. You can't stop thinking about break...

During your exam, in between exams, studying for exams — every moment not stressing about exams is spent anticipating the upcoming break.

3. ...and it won't come fast enough. 

You're counting down the days until break. But they're passing so slowly...

4. Every day seems to span the time of three or four days.

It's only Monday? It already feels like weeks have passed.

5. You start hallucinating due to your lack of sleep.

I swear I've already taken this exam before. Am I dreaming?

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6. All your knowledge seems to clump together (and not in a good way). 

You know how your knowledge from each class is supposed to connect to other classes? Only in this case, you've been cramming so much that random facts for chemistry float in your mind when you're taking your history exam.

7. Instead of studying, you waste time online shopping.

Or, if you're Michael Scott, you go online to look at pictures of turtles. Whatever the case, one thing is clear: there's a reason why one week suddenly feels like one year.

8. You spend the whole week depressed.

It's true: sadness makes a day feel like an eternity.

9. You count down every day, hour and second. 

It's also true that being aware of how much time you have left makes it everything pass by that much slower.

10. Your brain is drained and sluggish.

After using your brain cells to the extent of their power, simple words become hard to speak, and your brain finds it harder to process time.

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11. You simultaneously want and don't want to know your scores, and that anticipation drags on the whole week.

I only want to know if it's good.

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8 Things You Should Never Say To An Education Major

"Is your homework just a bunch of coloring?"

Yes, I'm an Education major, and yes, I love it. Your opinion of the field won't change my mind about my future. If you ever happen to come across an Education major, make sure you steer clear of saying these things, or they might hold you in from recess.

1. "Is your homework just a bunch of coloring?"

Um, no, it's not. We write countless lesson plans and units, match standards and objectives, organize activities, differentiate for our students, study educational theories and principles, and write an insane amount of papers on top of all of that. Sometimes we do get to color though and I won't complain about that.

2. "Your major is so easy."

See above. Also, does anyone else pay tuition to have a full-time job during their last semester of college?

3. "It's not fair that you get summers off."

Are you jealous? Honestly though, we won't really get summers off. We'll probably have to find a second job during the summer, we'll need to keep planning, prepping our classroom, and organizing to get ready for the new school year.

4. “That's a good starter job."

Are you serious..? I'm not in this temporarily. This is my career choice and I intend to stick with it and make a difference.

5. “That must be a lot of fun."

Yes, it definitely is fun, but it's also a lot of hard work. We don't play games all day.

6. “Those who can't, teach."

Just ugh. Where would you be without your teachers who taught you everything you know?

7. “So, you're basically a babysitter."

I don't just monitor students, I teach them.

8. “You won't make a lot of money."

Ah yes, I'm well aware, thanks for reminding me. Teachers don't teach because of the salary, they teach because they enjoy working with students and making a positive impact in their lives.

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No, A Colored Student Did Not 'Steal Your Spot,' They Worked Hard To Get Here

I keep hearing this ignorant question of, "How come illegal immigrants can get scholarships, but I can't?"


Real talk, this whole "they're stealing our resources!" thing has to stop.

It ranges from welfare to acceptance letters into prestigious universities. People (and by people, I'm referring to those who identify as white) have made the assumption that they are having their opportunities stolen by people of color. That's ridiculous.

I love my university. I love the people at my university. However, when I sit in a classroom and look around at my colleagues, the majority of them are white. Of course, there are some classes that are filled with more people of color, but for the most part, they're predominantly white. So, let's say that out of a classroom of 30 students, only 7 identify as people of color.

In what world can somebody make the argument that those 7 students are stealing the spot of a white student? I don't think people realize how hard those 7 students had to work just to be in the same spot as their white counterparts.

Let me use my experience: I am a Latina woman who is attending university on a full-ride scholarship. I don't always tell people about this, because I don't feel like being asked, "wow, what did you do to get that?!" A lot. I keep hearing this ignorant question of, "How come illegal immigrants can get scholarships, but I can't?"

First off, those "illegal immigrants" you're bashing, don't even qualify for financial aid. They don't qualify for most scholarships, actually. Second, have you considered that maybe, that "illegal immigrant" worked hard in and outside of school to earn their scholarship? I received my full-ride scholarship on the basis of my GPA, but also because I am a lower-class woman of color and was selected because I am disproportionately affected by poverty and access to a quality education.

So, this scholarship was literally created because there is an understanding that minorities don't have the same access to education as our white counterparts. It's not a handout though, I had to work hard to get the money that I have now. When white students get scholarships, it's not a handout but when you're Latina like me, apparently it is.

This way of viewing minorities and their education is damaging, and further discourages these people from receiving a quality education. We didn't steal anybody's spot, we had to work to get where we are, twice as hard as our white colleagues that are not discriminated against on a daily basis.

Instead of tearing down students of color because you didn't get a scholarship, why not criticize the American education system instead? It's not our fault tuition is $40k a year, and we have no reason to apologize for existing in a space that is predominantly white.

To students of color: you worked hard to get where you are, and I am proud of you. To white students: I'm proud of you too. We all worked hard to get to where we are now, let's lift each other up, not put each other down.

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