When the hours blur together (usually this occurs between 4 A.M. and 6 A.M., when 'too late' becomes 'too early'), the mind tends to go a bit wonky...

And what results is a random conglomeration of totally irrelevant, non sequitur trains of thought. Here's a peek at what the mind of Julianne wanders off to explore at the wispy hours of late nights/early mornings. (Coincidentally as I compile this, it is 4:08 A.M.)

4:08:05 a.m. I wonder what would happen if I wrote love poetry for myself?

4:08:30 a.m. What if I used toothpaste as face wash, and face wash as toothpaste?

4:09:00 a.m. What if I just never washed anything?

4:13:12 a.m. Why is the Twilight Saga soundtrack so good?! (Also... Why "saga"? Like, that just sounds so pretentious and ridiculous.)

4:20:01 a.m. I could legally get married right now. But I have no one to marry.

4:20:45 a.m. Though, I suppose that's not true... If I went to Vegas I bet I could find some random kiddo ready to jump the gun.

4:25:32 a.m. I wonder what it was like to be Kurt Vonnegut. Did he have a wife?

4:30:20 a.m. Pubic hair is like... a vagina beard. Like a full on beard. That was so wrong. I should probably delete that.

4:31:02 a.m. But I won't.

4:31:10 a.m. I want breakfast. Three more hours to go before the servery opens...

4:32:00 a.m. Oh. My. Gosh. I am so hungry.

4:47:09 a.m. I wonder if anyone would yell at me if I just ran up and down the central stairwell. But then, why would I ever want to do that?

5:02:12 a.m. Roommate: Let's have some drunken kung fu!

Me: No. That is a terrible idea. (At least I was coherent enough to realize that.)

5:15:34 a.m. Huh. Taylor Swift is pretty hot. Too bad she seems like... not the nicest person in the world.

5:27:45 a.m. One day they're going to find a way to marry yourself. And by "they" I mean me. I've thought about this, yeah. Isn't marriage the celebration and declaration of your love? Why can't you do that for yourself? Right?

6:01:03 a.m. That moment when you think you're gonna stay up for breakfast and feel like a badass mofo, but you're just fooling yourself. You're going to fall asleep. And miss your morning classes.