Ah, the weekend every student at Michigan State University looks forward to, HALLOWEEN! Five straight days of dressing up, partying, and having no excuse other than it's Halloween, and you earned your right to party the day you got admitted into this school.

Five days of nonstop parting is a lot to handle for a twenty-year-old who is trying to cram for midterms, make money, and stay physically healthy. What is really going through your head the few days leading up to the craziest weekend of the school year?

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1. "I have an exam Friday morning, should I REALLY go out on Thursday?"

While we know that this is a common question when midterms and Halloween finally meet each other, the answer is always yes. We all know you said yes.

2. "What kind of costume can I throw together using only things I already own?"

None of us have any money to spend on a real costume. So yes, you should throw on a tie die shirt and be a hippy for the fourth year in a row.

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3. "Do I look TOO slutty? Or not slutty enough?"

We all know what Halloween REALLY means to most of you-- a weekend to wear the bare minimum and not one person can judge you for it. No shoes? Nice. No pants? Even better.

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4. "I really wasn't the first one to think about being Harley Quinn this year."

Just admit it.

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5. "How far can I take this weekend without ending up in jail or the hospital?"

We all strategically plan out our weekend to get as much partying in as we can in a short amount of time. Can our livers really handle what we think they can?

6. "Why is the man from the purge in my Snapchat story?"

*spends an hour piecing together the night to make sure it really is just Halloween*

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7. "Next year I will be more creative with my costumes, I have already started a list."

Do not lie to yourself, you will be a hippy again.

8. "The line at Conrad's is exceptionally long tonight."

It's Halloween, TREAT YO SELF!

9. *Wakes up on November 1st* "I am never going out again."

THAT IS A LIE. We will see you at Rama this Thursday.

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AND lastly....

10. "I am slightly relieved Halloween Weekend is over."

None of us want to admit it but, aren't we all happy it's over and we made it through alive??

Alright Spartans, time to pick up the slack, ace those midterms, and prove to your parents that you do far more at this B1G University than pretend you're a cat for a night, even if you're the sexiest cat in East Lansing.

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