If you haven't already, you need to watch Rick and Morty. It's honestly the best thing on Adult Swim, and probably one of the best shows of all time. It's brilliantly written, and it fills the void that Futurama left in all of our souls.
To me, every episode is absolutely brilliant, but I decided to rank season one.
and awaaaaaaay we go!
11. Anatomy Park
"Spleen Mountain? Bladder Falls? Pirates of the Pancreas?"
10. Something Ricked This Way Comes
"Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?"
9. Pilot
"We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty forever and forever. Morty's things. Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Rick and Morty forever 100 times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, rickandmorty.com."
8. Raising Gazorpazorp
"Marc??? Jacob??? These are names of the penis!"
7. M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
"You simulated my grandson's genitalia?! Y-y-you bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!"
6. Rick Potion #9
"Y-y-you know how you said that, you know, love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? Well, I was thinking, you know, w-w could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing? You know, like, maybe make some sort of love potion or something?"
5. Ricksy Business
♪ Put your right foot forward, and your left foot back then slide around like on a nordic track. move to the left. step to the right. wiggle your elbows, and look up into the light. it's the, it's the- it's the Rick dance. it's the, it's the- it's the Rick dance ♪
4. Lawnmower Dog
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
3. Close Rick-Counters of The Rick Kind
"I'm the Rickest Rick there is."
2. Meeseeks and Destroy
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
and my personal favorite of season 1...
1. Rixty Minutes
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."
Let me know how you'd rank the episodes and stay tuned for my season 2 ranking!
