Living on a floor full of girls has been an awesome experience so far this year. From the spa nights to the dance parties and even the occasional fresh baked pies, I don't think I would want to start out my freshman year any other way or with anyone else. Along with that, living on a hall full of girls can be quite interesting when it comes to what you hear being yelled down the halls, passing by in casual conversation, or heard at 11:00 at night when your room is silent but the room next door is not. Here are a few quotes that I felt the need to share with the world that I've heard on my hall....

"Who didn't pull the hair out of the drain AGAIN??"

"Who wants fresh baked pie?"

"Who thought college was a good idea anyway?"

"Come to mama."

"I'm hungry," followed by "You're always hungry."

(said jokingly, mostly from my room) "I'm willing to trade roommates if anyone is interested!"

"WOW! It smells so good in here," followed by "Yeah, Joey's cooking again."

"Does anyone have a dress I can borrow?"

*violent coughing noise* (said by a roommate) "Keep coughing, if you die then I get free tuition!"

"Life is like a burrito: sometimes it tastes good, sometimes it falls apart, and sometimes it makes you poop your pants."

*endless amounts of cheesy pickup lines*

"NO! I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY ROOM AGAIN!"

"Ya'll are grown." (credit to the 3B RA)

"Where's Jennie?"

"I love your outfit!"

"Hall dinner Wednesday at 5:30. Be there or be square (because you're not around)"

*laughing*

*more laughing*

"Let's go running. It will be fun," followed by "No."

"One day I will be a *insert career choice here* and everything will be okay."

"God is absolutely the anchor to my soul."

"Oh my gosh I missed you," followed by "I only went home for the weekend."

"POWERHOUSE WAS LIT."

*mental breakdowns over Anatomy and Physiology*

"I need more coffee, it's gonna be a long night."

*singing*

*ukelele playing*

"It was warm cookie day in Lottie and you didn't tell me?!"

"Anyone want to do laundry with me? I don't feel like walking down there all by myself."

"UGH, its visitation hours. Now I can't walk back to my dorm in just my towel."

"Whose day is it to fed the fish?"

"I love college. I love you guys. I love life!"

I'm honestly considering writing a book filled with all of the random things I hear on the floor, but I think this article is a pretty good start for now. Shoutout to Witmer 3A for always keeping things interesting!