If you go outside, oh the things that you can do!
Ride your bike, skateboard, and rollerblade, too!
You could go build a fort, or see animals at the zoo!
Don't sleep all morning and wake up at two
only to waste the day watching movies about kung fu!
I'm wasting my breath, you're not listening, are you?
You little prick, I bet you'd be up if your friends said to come through.
I swear, the only exercise you get is jerking to a random black guy screw
or to some broke meth-head teen making her porn debut.
Fine, fuck it, kid, I don't care anymore. Do what you want today. You do you.