12 Halloween Costumes You Should Know Better Than To Wear In 2018

12 Halloween Costumes You Should Know Better Than To Wear In 2018

Maybe just stick with condiments and "show and tell" professions.


Here's the thing.

There are hundreds of fun and creative Halloween costumes out there, so I am really not sure as to why people continue to choose the most insensitive, disrespectful and racist ones. It is like our legal version of The Purse, where for one night you can be an asshole and let the whole neighborhood know exactly how you think. Then again, maybe some people just weren't raised right and really don't know better.

Well, if the latter is the case, here is a list of Halloween costumes you should be advised to stay away from.

1. Anything that involves "Black face."

Dancer Julianne Hough arriving to a Halloween party in Black Face.

Which seems like an obvious, but every year we seem to come across a group of white people that "didn't know it was offensive," or better yet, didn't know they were going to get posted all over social media.

Originally Blackface was a form of theatrical makeup used by non-black people in order to portray stereotypical characters of black people. There is nothing funny or entertaining about the treatment of Black people in this country, and if you really don't agree with that, you know exactly what you are. The "actors" who covered their faces in black paint in the 19th century were racists, and Becky from 2018, you're a racist too.

2. A Native American.

Hillary Duff and Jason Walsh dressed as a Pilgram and Native American at a Halloween party.

Again, you shouldn't have to be told how inappropriate it is to dress up like a race of people that your people raped and murdered to the point of near extinction. In 2018, nearly 200 years after The Trail of Tears, Native American tribes still only make up 2% of the U.S population. Their communities suffer largely from illiteracy, alcoholism, and poverty as a direct result of being raped, pillaged and murdered, so how's about we don't mock their culture, by wearing it.

3. A "Mexican" or "The Wall."

President Cheeto-face's proposal to build a wall separating the U.S from Mexico in order to stop "murderers and rapists" from crossing over their border *eye roll* has literally culminated in sticking many American born children of Mexican descent in cages...

Let's stay away from the stereotypical sombreros and ponchos.

4. A Geisha.

Actress Amanda Seyfried dressed as a Geisha.

Geishas are Japanese hostesses trained to entertain. This profession is a highly respected Japanese subculture, but you wouldn't know that from the West's portrayal. The Wests stereotypical interpretation of Geishas is that Japanese women, (or even Asian women in general) are meek and passive women willing to take any abuse a man can offer. Which I am sure is why is why middle-aged white men tend to have fetishes for Asian mail order brides.

Simply put. It's disrespectful af.

5. Adolf Hitler or A Nazi.

Roseanne Barr dressed as Hitler

*face palm* Just don't dress up as a damn Nazi. The Holocaust (which did happen) killed millions of people in WWI, and neo-nazis are still calling for ethnic cleansing and the extermination of everyone who isn't a part of their "master race." But if you're evil

6. The homeless.

"Homeless" costume.

Political correctness isn't about not offending people, it's about not being an asshole. Can you not imagine what it would be like to not have a home to walk into at the end of the day? Food to eat? A bed to rest your head? Have you not seen the feet of a homeless person, cracked and sometimes blooded from walking day in and day out barefoot on the hot pavement? What if you had to sleep alone under a freeway in a storm or on a park bench in 30-degree weather. What if the only bit of food you had, you couldn't eat because you had to give it to your child. Homeless people are not a costume. They are people who don't deserve to be mocked for their life circumstances.

7. A sexual perpetrator or victim.

High school teens dress as rape victims.

Now, there is no "rape victim" look as anyone can be raped at any time, wearing anything. However, I was shocked to see a photo of two teens wearing ripped clothing and fake blood. According to their snap chat, they were dressed as "rape victims://" Aside from this being wildly insensitive, and cruel, it plays into the narrative that defense attorneys like to use in court and that is that there is a singular way a woman who has truly been sexually assaulted "should look."

8. A terrorist

Child dressed as Middle Eastern suicide bomber.

While I'll be the first to say that a "terrorist" can look like anyone one and be anyone, Stephen Paddock, for example, the western worlds' idea of a terrorist is anyone who even remotely looks like they could have the last name, "Bin Laden" Again, this goes into the whole racist thing previously mentioned. That being said, dressing up in middle eastern garb and strapping a fake bomb to your waist, might earn you points with your frat-boy friends, but you're going to be incredibly embarrassed and swiftly apologetic if your crappy costume goes viral, so maybe you should think twice.

Let us not ignore the fact that since 911 countless Muslims and even Sikh's (or anyone who even looks like they may be from the Middle East, regardless of their religion) have been harassed, attacked and even killed for what ignorant people THINK their religions signify.

9. A voodoo priest/priestess, a Rasta or anything having to do with religion

Woman dressed as voodoo priestess

There is not a single "voodoo" religion, but of course, many people wouldn't be curious enough to look that up. The term may refer to various religions including Hoodoo or Vodou where West African Vodun was masked in Catholicism during the slave trade to allow slaves to practice their religions in secret.

Racist portrayals of "voodoo" in the media paint the religions as evil or "devil worship," which I guess makes it prime Halloween costume material.

Rastafarianism is a religion culminated in the 1930's in Jamaica. Its ideology interprets the Bible through an Afrocentric lens. If you are not part of the African diaspora, please leave the dashiki's alone, and understand that their dreadlocks are part of a sacred covenant with God.

10. Egyptian Goddess or pharaoh

Anne Hathaway as an Egyptian Queen

Ancient Egyptians are basically the only group of black people given any sort of respect or positive exposure. That being said, while most elements of black or African culture have been exploited, ghettoized and demonized, you can leave this one piece alone.

11. A G*psy

Actress Garcelle Beauvais dressed as a g*psy.

First of all, "g*psy" is a derogatory term in of itself. Historically it has been used to stereotypically describe the Romani people. The Romani people are a nomadic ethnic group that has faced centuries of persecution. This persecution led to the Romani genocide by the Nazis during WWII.

Part of the justification for their genocide was the idea that the Romani people were inbred, lazy thieves. And many to this day get harassed by law enforcement for crimes they didn't commit.

12. The Sugar Skull

Actress Ashley Tisdale as a Mexican Sugar Skull

Dia de la Muertos is a spiritual and culturally-specific Mexican holiday. It is a day for prayer, reflection and honoring the dead. The sugar skull or Calavera is a symbol of eternal life, death, and rebirth. It is not a janky Halloween costume.

Moral of the story, it will never be okay to wear someone else's culture as a costume, nor mock a race or religion. There are thousands of creative costumes out there to be worn, the 12 previously mentioned aren't one of them.

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A Playlist From The iPod Of A Middle Schooler In 2007

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Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

1. "Bad Day" — Daniel Powter

2. "Hips Don't Lie" — Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

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3. "Unwritten" — Natasha Bedingfield

4. "Run It!" — Chris Brown

5. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne

6. "Move Along" — All-American Rejects

7. "Fergalicious" — Fergie

8. "Every Time We Touch" — Cascada

9. "Ms. New Booty" — Bubba Sparxxx

10. "Chain Hang Low" — Jibbs

11. "Smack That" — Akon ft. Eminem

12. "Waiting on the World to Change" — John Mayer

13. "Stupid Girls" — Pink

14. "Irreplaceable" — Beyonce

15. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

16. "Don't Matter" — Akon

17. "Party Like A Rockstar" — Shop Boyz

18. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims

19. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston

20. "Bartender" — T-Pain

21. "Pop, Lock and Drop It" — Huey

22. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin

23. "Lips Of An Angel" — Hinder

24. "Face Down" — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

25. "Chasing Cars" — Snow Patrol

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30. "Lip Gloss" — Lil' Mama

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My AP Environmental Science Class' Cookie Mining Experiment Shows Why Capitalism Is Destroying The Planet

Who cares about the environment with profits this high?


With the AP exams in May approaching quickly, my AP Environmental Science class has wasted no time in jumping right into labs. To demonstrate the damage to the environment done by strip mining, we were instructed to remove the chocolate chips from cookies.

The experiment in itself was rather simple. We profited from fully or partially extracted chips ($8 for a full piece and $4 for a partial) and lost from buying tools, using time and area and incurring fines.

This might seem simplistic, but it showcased the nature of disastrous fossil fuel companies.

We were fined a $1 per minute we spent mining. It cost $4 per tool we bought (either tweezers or paper clips) and 50 cents for every square centimeter of cookie we mined.

Despite the seemingly overbearing charges compared to the sole way to profit, it was actually really easy to profit.

If we found even a partial chocolate chip per minute, that's $3 profit or utilization elsewhere. Tools were an investment that could be made up each with a partial chip, and clearly we were able to find much, much more than just one partial chip per tool.

Perhaps the most disproportionally easiest thing to get around were the fines. We were liable to be fined for habitat destruction, dangerous mining conditions with faulty tools, clutter, mess and noise level. No one in the class got fined for noise level nor faulty tools, but we got hit with habitat destruction and clutter, both of which added up to a mere $6.

We managed to avoid higher fines by deceiving our teacher by pushing together the broken cookie landscapes and swiping away the majority of our mess before being examined for fining purposes. This was amidst all of our cookies being broken into at least three portions.

After finding many, many chips, despite the costs of mining, we profited over $100. We earned a Franklin for destroying our sugary environment.

We weren't even the worst group.

It was kind of funny the situations other groups simulated to their cookies. We were meant to represent strip mining, but one group decided to represent mountaintop removal. Mountaintop removal is where companies go to extract resources from the tops of mountains via explosions to literally blow the tops off. This group did this by literally pulverizing their cookies to bits and pieces with their fists.

They incurred the maximum fine of $45. They didn't profit $100, however.

They profited over $500 dollars.

In the context of our environmental science class, these situations were anywhere from funny to satisfying. In the context of the real world, however, the consequences are devastating our environment.

Without even mentioning the current trajectory we're on approaching a near irreversible global temperature increase even if we took drastic measures this moment, mining and fracking is literally destroying ecosystems.

We think of earthquakes as creating mass amounts of sudden movement and unholy deep trenches as they fracture our crust. With dangerous mining habits, we do this ourselves.

Bigger companies not even related to mining end up destroying the planet and even hundreds of thousands of lives. ExxonMobil, BP? Still thriving in business after serial oil spills over the course of their operation. Purdue Pharma, the company who has misled the medical community for decades about the effects of OxyContin and its potential for abuse, is still running and ruining multitudes more lives every single day.

Did these companies receive fines? Yes.

But their business model is too profitable to make the fines have just about any effect upon their operation.

In our cookie mining simulation, we found that completely obliterating the landscape was much more profitable than being careful and walking on eggshells around the laws. Large, too-big-to-fail companies have held the future of our planet in their greedy paws and have likewise pulverized our environment, soon enough to be unable to return from.

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