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Thoughts Of A Shopaholic

My credit card is crying.

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Thoughts Of A Shopaholic
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They say that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but a diamond can only dress your finger. A credit card can dress your body and buy you a whole bunch of other stuff and clothes that you don't need. If you're a shopaholic, then you're probably no stranger to maxed-out cards, arm workouts via shopping bags, a whole album on your phone of just dressing room pictures, and more bags, wrapping paper and receipts than can even fit in your house. A shopaholic in her natural habitat (the mall or any store for that matter) most likely has said these things before while doing the thing they know best: shopping.

1. It's my day off and I should really just relax at home....but the mall is like two miles away and I really need a new jacket to go with my new shoes.

2. A Spa day? Nah, I prefer a shopping day.

3. Should I apply for another credit card?

4. Oh, a gift shop!

5. Ugh the black one is so cute but the grey is cute two. I guess I'll just get both.

6. I should probably add more color to my wardrobe.

7. Are you sure? Here, try the other card.

8. I just got a bonus check, so that means I'm going to the bank and then to the mall.

9. They should have fast passes for retail check out lines.

10. I know i just bought a purse two days ago, but that was a day time purse, this is a night time purse.

11. Don't you just love the feel of a card swipe?

12. Free shipping is only on orders of $50 or more, and I was only going to get one dress but I guess I can get shoes and a purse that goes with it too. Its free shipping.

13. New season, new wardrobe!

14. I think I could save a whole forest by recycling my shopping bags and receipts.

15. I'm only going to spend one hundred dollars today. I promise.

16. I know I already have like 20 pairs of jeans but these are half off.

17. Oh my Goodness, I saw this on Pintrest the other day, so I have to get it.

18. I would go to that restaurant with you but I just bought a designer purse on accident. So I'm broke for the next two weeks.

19. I need this dress.

20. There is no such thing as too many shoes.

21. I usually don't shop at this store but they are having a sale today, so maybe so I might buy something.

22. Retail therapy is the best therapy.

23.That would look great on me, maybe I should just try it on.

24. Summer vacation means more time to shop.

25. I probably have a membership card for that store.

26. Let's go shopping today, and tomorrow, and the next day.

27. I've been avoiding checking my bank account since last week.

28. I just love fashion.

Sound familiar?

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