Funniest Quote From Every Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie
Start writing a post

The Funniest Quote From Every Marvel Movie

Humor has been essential to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Funniest Quote From Every Marvel Movie

Throughout the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has produced 22 movies that have made us laugh as an audience to the point where our stomachs hurt and our eyes water.

That said, here are the funniest moments/one-liners of each MCU movie:

1. Iron Man (May 2008)

"I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash."

—Pepper Potts

2. The Incredible Hulk (June 2008)

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

—Bruce Banner

3. Iron Man 2 (April 2010)

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut."

—Nick Fury to Tony Stark

4. Thor (April 2011)

"This drink; I like it! Another!"


5. Captain America: The First Avenger (July 2011)

[aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller."

—James 'Bucky' Barnes

6. The Avengers (April 2012)

"That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

—Tony Stark

7. Iron Man 3 (April 2013)

"Oh, my God. That was really violent."
—Pepper Potts

8. Thor: The Dark World (November 2013)

"I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless America!"

— Loki, as Captain America

9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (March 2014)

"Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

—Natasha Romanoff

10. Guardians of the Galaxy (July 2014)

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."


11. Avengers: Age of Ultron (April 2015) 

Movie review: 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' is an action-packed, star-studded superhero sequel


—Steve Rogers

12. Ant-Man (July 2015)

"Ah, she left me. And my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!"


13. Captain America: Civil War (April 2016)

"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."

—Sam Wilson

14. Doctor Strange (October 2016)

"Well, what's this? My mantra?" "It's the Wi-Fi password. We're not savages."

—Dr. Stephen Strange and Barson Mordo

15. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (April 2017)

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"


16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (July 2017)

"So, your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels."

—Steve Rogers

17. Thor: Ragnarok (October 2017)

"There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, 'Blech, it's me!' And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time."

—Thor on Loki

18. Black Panther (February 2018)

"The real question is...WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?"


19. Avengers: Infinity War (April 2018)

"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

—Tony Stark

20. Ant-Man and the Wasp (July 2018)

"You want a juice box and some string cheese?"

—Hank Pym to Scott Lang

21. Captain Marvel (March 2019)

"Hang on a second before you go swinging those jazz-hands around, making a mess in your friend's house! And it's a lovely home."

—Talos to Carol Danvers

22. Avengers: Endgame (April 2019)


"Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear."

—Tony Stark to Rocket

23. Spider-Man: Far from Home (July 2019) -

"Bitch, please! You've been to space."

—Nick Fury to Peter Parker

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Planning Another Christmas Party

Don't just plan another plain party but get creative to have everyone wanting to come back next year!

Getty Famous

You know it's Christmas when the radio stations change to all of your favorite holiday tunes, the air is still, and stores have the best sales. With all my favorite things from Christmas happening my least favorite probably has to be when I have to go to another same old boring Christmas party that I get invited to every year. Here are some Christmas party ideas so that you won't have another sad Christmas party.

Keep Reading... Show less

High School Soccer is Wildly Important

For Young Players Who Want to Succeed at The Next Level

High School Soccer is Wildly Important

Whose choice is it? The parent? The player? There are a number of reasons that a kid may sit out of high school soccer, and to be completely honest; It is a huge mistake. High school soccer is the final piece in the puzzle that takes a player from above average or elite, to college ready by the end of their senior year. Every year thousands of talented athletes don't play for their high schools. Why though?

Keep Reading... Show less

8 Things That Should Be On Everyone's Holiday To-Do List

December is around the corner, are you ready?

8 Things That Should Be On Everyone's Holiday To-Do List

As they tend to say, its the most wonderful time of the year! People have begun to compile their Christmas to-do lists in anticipation for the season of sugarplums and gingerbread.

The history of the Christmas to-do lists goes back hundreds of years, almost as old as the holiday itself, however, people tend to fall out of this habit as they get older. This is unfortunate, as the theme of Christmas tradition can add bundles of the spirit of joy to your families.

Keep Reading... Show less

Fall Weather Must-Haves

Put away the swim suits and your favorite high-waisted shorts!


The transitional months of fall can cause some fashion headaches as you try to figure out what clothing to keep in your closet. With limited amount of college living space and the ever-unpredictable Nebraska weather, sometimes it’s difficult to know what should be taking up that precious closet space as you transition into winter. As you pack away those tanks and shorts for the chilly months ahead, get your closet ready with a few Fall must-haves. 

Keep Reading... Show less
Content Inspiration

Top 3 Response Articles of This Week

Take a look at the articles driving big conversations on Odyssey.


At Odyssey, we're on a mission to encourage constructive discourse on the Internet. That's why we created the response button you can find at the bottom of every article.

Keep Reading... Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments