The Funniest Quote From Every Marvel Movie

1. Iron Man (May 2008) 

"I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash."

—Pepper Potts

2. The Incredible Hulk (June 2008)

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

—Bruce Banner

3. Iron Man 2 (April 2010) 

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut."

—Nick Fury to Tony Stark

4. Thor (April 2011) 

"This drink; I like it! Another!"

—Thor

5. Captain America: The First Avenger (July 2011)

[aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller."

—James 'Bucky' Barnes

6. The Avengers (April 2012) 

"That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

—Tony Stark

7. Iron Man 3 (April 2013) 

8. Thor: The Dark World (November 2013) 

"I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless America!"

— Loki, as Captain America

9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (March 2014) 

"Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

—Natasha Romanoff

10. Guardians of the Galaxy (July 2014) 

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

—Drax

11. Avengers: Age of Ultron (April 2015) 

"Language!"

—Steve Rogers

12. Ant-Man (July 2015) 

"Ah, she left me. And my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!"

—Luis

13. Captain America: Civil War (April 2016) 

"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."

—Sam Wilson

14. Doctor Strange (October 2016) 

"Well, what's this? My mantra?" "It's the Wi-Fi password. We're not savages."

—Dr. Stephen Strange and Barson Mordo

15. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (April 2017) 

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

—Yondu

16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (July 2017)

"So, your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels."

—Steve Rogers

17. Thor: Ragnarok (October 2017) 

"There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, 'Blech, it's me!' And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time."

—Thor on Loki

18. Black Panther (February 2018) 

"The real question is...WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?"

—Shuri

19. Avengers: Infinity War (April 2018) 

"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

—Tony Stark

20. Ant-Man and the Wasp (July 2018) 

"You want a juice box and some string cheese?"

—Hank Pym to Scott Lang

21. Captain Marvel (March 2019) 

"Hang on a second before you go swinging those jazz-hands around, making a mess in your friend's house! And it's a lovely home."

—Talos to Carol Danvers

22. Avengers: Endgame (April 2019)

"Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear."

—Tony Stark to Rocket

23. Spider-Man: Far from Home (July 2019) -

"Bitch, please! You've been to space."

—Nick Fury to Peter Parker