A girl is never too old to ask her mom for help, that's just a fact of life. Sometimes, you even call her for the dumbest reasons or because you just need to hear her voice. I'm guilty of calling my mom at least three times a day and 99% of the time, it's to ask her something minuscule or random. Here are thirty-five questions you are never too old to ask your mom:
1. How long can you keep *insert food here* in the fridge until it's no longer good?
2. What's my doctor's name again?
3. Is it okay to eat mac and cheese three days in a row?
4. How often should I change my sheets?
5. I can't breathe out of my nose...should I go to the doctor?
6. Am I going to be okay?
7. What time is "Dancing with the Stars" on again?
8. How long should I thaw chicken for?
9. The next time you come home, will you make me my favorite dinner and then pack up the leftovers for me to take home?
10. Are you sure I'm going to be okay?
11. Help! I got make-up on my favorite sweater, how do I get it out?
12. How do I make a dentist appointment? Could you...do it for me? Please?
13. Am I going to fail out of college?
14. Will you still love me if I fail?
15. Will you still love me if I drop out of school?
16. Will you please give me a wake-up call in the morning?
17. I've had a headache for the last three days. Am I dying?
18. Do you miss me?
19. How do I pay my credit card bill?
20. My tooth hurts. Is that normal?
21. No, seriously, am I going to be okay?
22. What store has the better deals? Kroger or Meijer?
23. I'm sick. Will you come take care of me?
24. Can I have $20? No? Okay. Just asking.
25. What's my social security number?
26. How long should I boil noodles for?
27. I accidentally drank milk that spoiled yesterday. Am I going to die?
28. What kind of groceries should I buy? How do I find coupons?
29. Should I put this in the dryer? Will it shrink?
30. What happens if it shrinks? Can I un-shrink it?
31. Does our family have a history of heart disease?
32. How do I check my credit score? Do I even have a credit score?
33. When's dad's birthday again?
34. Am I driving you crazy?
35. Have I told you that I love you lately?