We've all been there.
The turn on the TV (or smart phone), turn down the turn up, sweat pants and a bun... And maybe that bun is a man bun... either way, you know what kind of day I'm talking about.
The days where work can take a day off, and the world can just enter the do not disturb zone.
On these days I find a few things help get me by. Comfy sheets, Netflix, chocolate ice cream... And PUNS!
That’s right, puns. Where would our world be today without a good pun?
Puns are special because on days where we wish we could do everything I’ve just listed; we actually are stuck doing the opposite. But a good pun could change all that.
Below is a list of puns constructed solely for the purpose of turning that frown upside down, and shutting the front door to that unwanted negativity.
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
5. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food was great but it had no atmosphere.
6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
7. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
8. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
9. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
And one more just in case it's been one of those days...
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
Just like your harder times, so what if I can’t just quit my job and turn on Netflix, it’s not like I’m an adult!
Sometimes adult-ing can be hard.
For more jokes like these, check out my webisodes at milemarker44.com, or just keep reading the Odyssey, you’re bound to stumble upon something extra-extra-ordinary… and when you do you should absolutely read all about it.
