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Pullman Bars As Told By Spongebob

Spongebob can deeply connect to our Pullman Bars

Danielle Rhea
May 17, 2016
Washington State University
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Pullman Bars As Told By Spongebob
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Being a student at Washington State University is one of the biggest blessings, but that changes after 2 years. Being 21 in Pullman is a whole other story. Mikes, The Coug, and Valhalla all have a special place in your heart for all different reasons.

1. Syllabus Week bar crawls

Syllabus week is the biggest time of the year for Washington State University students. Going to the bars on syllabus week is not shy of Vegas... just in the middle of nowhere. There is no patience for being reunited with the bars.

2. The constant battle of the three

We have three beautiful, amazing and crowded bars constantly fighting for our attention. Each have their perks and downfalls but which one will hold our dignities for the night?

3. Death by Stubby Tuesday

You bet us degenerates are grabbing our glasses and marching over to Mike's. $6.50 for any sugary drink in one big glass? Yeah. We'll take the hangover in our Com 300 class.

4. "WTF IS MUG CLUB?!?"

A frequently asked question by the underclassmen. This club will always be worth your time and money spent. $1 beers forever? Exactly. Mind blowing.

5. Wing Wednesday at Valhalla

Wednesday is indulging in all the greasy, sticky hot wings and inhaling 3 pitchers of Blue Moon while you're at it. You don't gain calories at Valhalla right?

6. We strangely love cages and dance floors?

We all hold these dear to our heart. This is not like the sticky and muddy floors in fraternities or apartment parties... we have beautiful, crowded cages to be the exotic dancers we are and dance battles in between the bar and DJ booth.

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7. Apple Cup in Pullman

Don't get us wrong, we love Apple Cup hosted in our home... but our home is tainted with the color purple. We dread sharing our territory with such buzzkills.

8. Who do they know here?

Honestly, we don't get it. We tolerate you coming for Apple Cup every other year. But we don't get why you're at our bars for Syllabus week, Halloweek, Easter, Columbus Day etc. Explain. Please.

9. Anything but Sunday...Please

Between all three bars, there is always a special everyday for us to drink for cheap... except for Sunday. Sunday waits for us after a long week of bar crawls.

10. Pullman Bars > Bars

I went home once... let's just say, Pullman's bars are Spongebob's hand and home's bars are Squidward's hand. Enough said.

11. Till death do us part

No matter the age we're at, we will no doubt be the Alumni out to party with the current students and will be down for a hurricane Katrina at one of the three bars.

12. It's an irreplaceable love

No one will ever understand the love we have for our Pullman bars. No average person will ever be able to empathize with our heartbreak of leaving the bars for summer... or for good. Where else will we meet the love of our life or need only one AMF?

13. But it's never a Goodbye

We'll always be back for more. It's never a goodbye to our wild and inappropriate antics. We'll be back for you Pullman.

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