10 Times Your Professor Was Samoa Joe
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10 Times Your Professor Was Samoa Joe

"I take attendance very seriously..." *Locks student in Coquina Clutch submission hold*

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10 Times Your Professor Was Samoa Joe
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The Samoan Submission Machine that is Samoa Joe has ruled the wrestling scene for over a decade. Starting in TNA/GFW, Joe made a name for himself as a hybrid power/aerial monster in the ring. Now a 2-time NXT Champion and one of the most dominant superstars in WWE, Joe has continued his monstrous run that could possibly make him a Universal Champion in the near future.

He could also be the epitome of any professor of yours this semester, so hopefully, this list cheers you up or gives you some advice.

1. When they walk in the first day of classes:

2. When they drop a pop quiz the second day of class:


3. When you're celebrating the weekend but they announce a test for that following Monday (via email):


4. When they decide to deny giving extra credit, assign you a group project AND post sixty pages of reading for the next class:

5. What you think your professor wants to write when grading bad tests:

6. When you think you're starting to learn everything but then crash and burn on the second test:

7. When they DON'T HAND OUT A STUDY GUIDE FOR THE FINAL:

8. What you think they do when someone in class tells them "Have a good day":

9. The intensity and anticipation when they walk into the room to proctor the Final:

10. However, you've studied as best as you could and you've had enough of this professor and daydream about doing this when you pass in the Final:

Hopefully, your professor isn't as mean as this guy, but hey, at least, you can chuckle at this before class!

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