As Election Day looms, the competition between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will only intensify. During the debate on Monday, the rivals will meet and conflict will surely arise. Among groups of friends, I suspect a similar trend. In the spirit of deflecting awkward political tension, below is a BINGO game that makes fun of both candidates so no one takes herself too seriously.
Disclaimer: I know this isn’t really how BINGO works; I just don’t like drinking games but still wanted to make a game!
| B | I | N | G | O |
| Either candidate misquotes the Bible. | Trump refuses to respond or gives an offensive response to Black Lives Matter. | Trump tries to appeal to women, but just says something offensive. | Clinton coughs. Trump has Ben Carson diagnose her with cancer. | Trump’s skin tone resembles an oompa loompa mixed with the minions in “Despicable Me.” |
| Clinton wears a pant suit. | Gary Johnson tries to crash the stage. | Trump fails to identify (insert globally relevant country or city here). | Bill Clinton says anything self-depricating. | Trump tries to explain how bankruptcy is good business practice. |
| Trump makes a dig at Clinton’s age or looks. | Clinton misuses “hype,” “shambles” or “fam” in an attempt to pander to millennials. | FREE SPACE: No one talks about global warming. | Clinton and Trump don't shake hands or Trump does a spit shake. | CNN sends out a breaking news alert at least six times. |
| Anderson Cooper looks disgusted at the current state of politics. | Knock Knock Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO | Clinton tries to speak Spanish, fails and calls Tim Kaine to be charming and save her. | Clinton has a nickname for Trump that’s better than “Crooked Hillary.” | A meme is born. Which candidate will it be? That’s the true contest. |
| Trump contradicts himself (must provide specific example to get points). | Clinton makes a bad joke about not understanding email. No one laughs. | ~CELEBRITY CAMEO~ | Both candidates wear red. | Both candidates wear blue. |
