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President-Elect Trump: Faux or Fraud?

If we burn bridges, he has the money to rebuild it

Joelle Herman
Dec 19, 2016
University of Michigan at Dearborn
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President-Elect Trump: Faux or Fraud?
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I do believe Donald Trump has done bad things but that does not mean he is a bad person!

I AM a woman

I AM part of the LGBT community

I AM a millennial

I AM working middle class

I waited some time to write this article, because I wanted the Presidential elections to blow over. Now that Trump is president-elect I believe I can freely talk about this. I am a very sarcastic person, so my responses to what Trump has said about women is going to be intense.

1. That Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her ‘wherever.’

Well, Mr. President-Elect Trump, that's called a period. I believe your mom was expecting one and she got you instead.

2. That no one could possibly vote for Carly Fiorina because of her face.

So someone voted for a Cheeto-face encrusted, taupe wearing man instead?

3. That Hillary Clinton was disgusting for going to the bathroom...

OH-GOD NO, SOMEONE HAD TO PEE. CALL THE CIA

4. That women who get abortions should be punished.

Well sir, thanks to the state of Ohio, that graciously passed a bill called the "heartbeat bill", in which it states "we cannot preform abortions if a heartbeat is present. Say hello to overflowing orphanages...oh wait... we would get more trumps

5. That he’d expect his daughter to just quit if she was harassed at work.

Way to stand up for the social norm there buddy

6. That Hillary Clinton’s brain doesn’t work...

Then why did she win the popular vote?

7. ...and that *maybe* someone could just shoot her.

We tried that once on you remember? You're last rally. Someone tackled the poor guy. HE WAS SO CLOSE

8. That he still believes sexual assault is an expected consequence of allowing women to serve in the military.

I'm just going to leave this alone...

8. That ranking women’s looks is all in good fun.

We aren't human or anything...

9. That Hillary Clinton doesn’t have a ‘presidential look.’

You look like you're on the verge of skin cancer. Tell me! How much do you send on your spray tan?

10. That Alicia Machado’s weight was ‘a real problem.’

You're being in itself is a real problem, do I hear nukes in the distance?

11. That he’d be good for women.

Pigs can fly right?

Even if he did all these horrible things, we should still give him a chance. Impeachement is still a thing guys!



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